Cosmology Seeker Gifts

Cosmology marches on. . .

'... And some primitive cultures, believed that 'the great ones' modelled us from clay.'

At the Museum

Thinking Gears

"Hmm...well...It'll look better when it's finished...!"

“It's a tree, sweetie. No need to Google it.”

"This year we decided to vacation on the 3rd rock."

"I bet you're curious about what's going on in the R&D Department."

"Intelligent design...well, duh!"

"Hey! If you're here to marvel at the smallness of your existence within a glorious, vast and unknowable universe, there's a line!"

"It's the dawn of a new era"

"Me? How about you go closer and read the plaque!"

'...heard the one about the Venusian, the Martian and the Saturnian?'

Booster shots

They don't feed the animals in here very well, do they!

'We studied the Big Dipper and the Little Dipper today. May I have an ice cream cone?'

Right, this is the map of all the UFO sightings. Hold the light steady love.

"Excuse me ma'am, may I help you cross the road so that I can get the answer to this dumb joke my friend keeps telling?"

"Whatever it is, we're up to our necks in it!"

“If I start pressing these, I’ll never ever ever get out of here.”

Wilhelm Rontgen's first attempt at X-rays: shining a bright light through Madame Rontgen.

The discovery of electricity...

"...Ooh, I wanna know more about your dark side!"

' Get ready to make a wish.'

Leaving a Real Impression: That's one small step for (a) man, one giant leap for mankind.

"Going to Mars sounded like fun. Do you think we can get dad to finance it?"

Mars Poppins

"If the stars should appear one night in a thousand years, how would men believe and adore, and preserve for many generations the remembrance of the city of God which had been shown! … Emerson" "Good boy!"

"See? A huge surge in all the major crowdfunding sites right before the Big Bang!"

An alien dog hangs its head out the flying saucer.

Of all the gin joints, in all the towns, in all the world, in all the solar systems, in all the galaxies, in all the universe, she walks into mine.

"Bet you five bucks they both fall for the old 'zebra egg'."

"Stargazing sure is less painful at night."

"Why does this curious plant of his always make me feel gigantic?"

Eureka!