Satellite Seeker Gifts

"You'll need an unobstructed view of the southern sky."

"Sorry I'm late - you guys are hard to find."

"Look son you can't ring social services just because we haven't got satellite TV."

'Well, I finally made the switch from cable to satellite.'

Shopping Channel In Desert

'Eddie, get with the times! Sell computers and pharmaceuticals - buy spy satellites and drones.'

'It cost me $8000.00, and all I can pick up is Canadian PBS.'

Galileo GPS project.

Digitally Challenged - football clubs lose digital TV revenue.

The scourge of the 'burbs, cable pirates board another innocent hom in their unceasing search for that one extra channel, the occasional first-run movie, or the highly-prized pay-per-view sports events..

"We're literally standing next to the satellite, and I still can't get a signal!"

'The new lad's collecting shells again boss.'

Hermit Crabapple Tree

Dolphins playing on a seesaw.

'It's great to get back to the simple life'

Emergency exit into Space

Easter Island is still a tourist site after the oceans rise due to global warming.

"We're here to recharge our batteries."

Eva Mendez

Dolphin

"Scientists confirmed today that everything we know about the structure of the universe is wrongedy-wrong-wrong."

Angler sees sign that says 'Good Spot'. He says, 'This looks like a good spot.'

'Come on, come on! Bite! Oh, man... He's looking right at it!!'

'It's called a telescope son. It's sort of like a low-tech search engine.'

'Why can't you collect shells like the other kids?'

'We're going to look pretty stupid if it's not a Michelin star.'

'I have to say, the stars are magnificent in the desert at night...'

"Ed's not really into binge watching...he just can't find the remote."

"We've discovered intelligent life in Outer Space, based on how geeky they look."

'I'm NOT sweating -- those are OCEANS!'

'This is my new boat. I finally succumbed to pier pressure.'

'It's great to get away from the rat race!'

Astronomer reaching for the stars through a telescope (with his hand coming out of the top, near the stars).

We're looking for a house with a bigger crawl space… Realty.

"Don't worry... they're not swearing. They're astrophysicists."