Sparkle Seekers Gifts

Let's all be fairies.

Other girl's luxuries are my necessities.

Careful, the plate's probably still hot.

"Happy birthday, dear. You still have that sparkle in your eyes!" "That sparkle burned out years ago. These are cataracts."

'Half-baked beans, low fat variety' "Who says we have no taste?"

"As some of you may have guessed I got yesterday's sunburn factor wrong!"

School Career Choices: Celebrity chef, celebrity gardener,celebrity plumber, celebrity vet, celebrity painter & decorator. . .

Disco Bunny.

Hooray for Bollywood!

'I hate to ski. But I look so cute in the outfits!'

'It's more festive-looking!'

On Champagne: 'Nobody knows the bubbles I've seen.'

Wish upon a star (well it's worth a try).

Fred Astaire

You just keep giving.

'This scent goes well with a diamond necklace.'

"Wasn't I lovely then eh, Tiddles?"

'Barry I think it's time you had your eyes checked!'

'No thanks. I'm just squinting...'

'Well at least we've got some shade from the sun.'

"Oh, don't mind us. We boo everybody."

Kelly Mittendorf

Ghosts from around the world

"Let's go someplace else. There are no paparazzi here."

I think I need new glasses. I swear I just saw a tiny man jump off your bridge.

Chess on TV

"If you ask me, a day at the beach is no damn day at the beach."

'Having trouble getting used to your new bi-focals'

"Uh oh. The almanac indicates an early fall - here's a back-to-school on page one!"

"Thanks to my new glasses, I can enjoy a good old "bird's eye view" again..."

"I could probably keep spring-cleaning till next winter."

'...And you wanted to hibernate when we could be playing beach volleyball!'

Rich Cow: 'Simon Cowell'

Child huddled up in the cold, while kitten plays with a sun.

"I love the idea of getting married to a jeweller."