Tableware Admirer Mugs

'He knows how to treat a lady.'

It's our new twin-handle beer mug. It's for manly, two-fisted drinkers, as well as weaklings like you who can't lift it with one hand.

'Oh I don't mind you turning over my cups to look at the mark. But next time, please finish your tea.'

'I had a cough at the time!'

Office Furniture - Would you like to thump the table sir, to hear what it sounds like?

"Chef, we've run out of terracotta roof tiles!"

'Ignore him, he's just angry because you're eating out of his bowl.'

Antique silver

'Not MORE flippin' crockery!'

Artisanal Pottery

'Since taking the job at the China Shop, I've been very stressed: I have to watch myself all the time...'

'It's my favorite Christmas gift - a wireless computer mouse that looks just like my old fountain pen!'

A spoon you can run away with, but a spork is the kind of practical utensil you marry.

"He's just p****d off, because these days, I'm more popular than he is."

'All dogs have four legs. All tables have four legs. All dogs are tables."

I thought I was irrelevant.

You are what you collect.

Army Leader: 'We have ways of making you Tock.'

'I had a tough childhood. I was abandoned on a doorstep.'

"Waiter, I need a soup knife please."

'Harry, what's happened to us?'

'This is the City Museum of Art and it's 2.17.'

'Erik hosts excellent dinner parties.'

"What 'Do-not-knock' list?"

You're fired.

'It's always a little dicey using tectonic plates.'

Bully in the China Shop

'I wish somebody would invent the TABLE!'

"I thought we'd decided on the gold leaf pattern."

Runaway Crisis Center.

Clock dreams of being digital.

"What is it with saucepans and your son Ned, Mrs Kelly?"

Vibes: Good/Badl

"I'm putting my trust in you, Colin..."

How a Bottle Ages. . .