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Bully in the China Shop

It's our new twin-handle beer mug. It's for manly, two-fisted drinkers, as well as weaklings like you who can't lift it with one hand.

"I can't party like I used to, I've got enough Tupperware"

'Oh I don't mind you turning over my cups to look at the mark. But next time, please finish your tea.'

Office Furniture - Would you like to thump the table sir, to hear what it sounds like?

"Chef, we've run out of terracotta roof tiles!"

Tupperware Wolf

'Ignore him, he's just angry because you're eating out of his bowl.'

'I can't party like I used to. I've got enough Tupperware.'

A spoon you can run away with, but a spork is the kind of practical utensil you marry.

"He's just p****d off, because these days, I'm more popular than he is."

'All dogs have four legs. All tables have four legs. All dogs are tables."

Football Drinks

"What 'Do-not-knock' list?"

"Waiter, I need a soup knife please."

'Erik hosts excellent dinner parties.'

Wedding Place-Setting Guide

'It's always a little dicey using tectonic plates.'

F&E Kitchen Supplies. Our inventory of cookwear is low just when people want to buy it for Thanksgiving! Uh-oh, caught with our pans down!

'I wish somebody would invent the TABLE!'

'They're nice, but do you really expect me to drink my imported Merlot from domestic Merlot glasses?'

Long table, long baby table.

"I thought we'd decided on the gold leaf pattern."

"Congrats! It's a spork."

"Once we're in, Frank will get the TV remote, Eddie will grab the phone charger, and Ace - you'll be on tupperware lids."

Life style guru

'You ate the centerpiece, clodpate.'

"What is it with saucepans and your son Ned, Mrs Kelly?"

How a Bottle Ages. . .

'I used to have a drinking problem, until I got my two-handled cup!'

"We're raising the children as forks."

Gladiators.

'I Love this gingham plaid paper service! They're so pretty, I'd hate to put food on them!'

'He knows how to treat a lady.'

"I had a feeling you'd appreciate the PTFE and PFOA-free non-stick, ceramic coating."