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'Boy, they don't miss a thing, do they?'

'The next piece contains sex, violence, and Homeric epithets.'

Illustrations of Shakespeare.

Atlas with the earth, says: 'So then I thought, Why not just roll the damn thing?'

Man frozen in portrait pose.

Moliere

Tosca on the balcony

Charles Dickens.

'Still no money, but a lot more IOU's than usual!'

Bleak House

'...and to commemorate 20 loyal years to the company, this gold plated sundial.'

Shakespearean Actor

"But now it won't stay in mint condition."

'How about if we choose teams based on who has the coolest stamp collection.'

'Now we come to what it would have been worth'

"I gave him 'the old one two' just like you told me to. But then he gave me 'the old three four'."

"And remember, we're a multi-denominational church - we accept fiver, tenner, euros, dollars. . ."

'Your baseball card has more value than you do.'

' I hear she was quite the collector...'

"...And when the world economy collapses, we all stand up and take over! Agreed?"

The Very Best of JOHN DOE

The 'I'm Almost Finished With War And Peace' Bookmark

The Priceless Ming Vase Relays.

When feud becomes best seller! Moby Dick vs Herman Melville!

Sergei Rachmaninov

A license plate that reads LIC-PLT

"What kind of moviemaking do we want to reinforce?"

'This is the jewel in my collection. My invisible man figurine!'

"Just how rare? The first print run of this book, in 1935 was just 6 copies and we're still waiting for one of those to sell...."

"Nothing much. Reading a book by some dead white female."

'The 89's are very forward with meat on the nose and a lingering marrow-bone finish.'

Are you bidding Mrs Bixler, or are you berating Mr. Bixler again?'

"You should feel honoured. I don't sue anyone."

"How can I tell him we're only EPNS?"