Collection Plate Connoisseur Pillows

'Boy, they don't miss a thing, do they?'

'The next piece contains sex, violence, and Homeric epithets.'

Illustrations of Shakespeare.

Atlas with the earth, says: 'So then I thought, Why not just roll the damn thing?'

Man frozen in portrait pose.

Moliere

C Day Lewis.

Tosca on the balcony

Charles Dickens.

'Still no money, but a lot more IOU's than usual!'

Bleak House

'...and to commemorate 20 loyal years to the company, this gold plated sundial.'

Shakespearean Actor

"But now it won't stay in mint condition."

A lot of attention gets paid to the Earl of Sandwich, and rightfully so, but let's not forget to show some respect for that neglected Lord of Lunch, the Viscount of Potato Salad.

'How about if we choose teams based on who has the coolest stamp collection.'

'Now we come to what it would have been worth'

The Very Best of JOHN DOE

'Your baseball card has more value than you do.'

"I gave him 'the old one two' just like you told me to. But then he gave me 'the old three four'."

' I hear she was quite the collector...'

The 'I'm Almost Finished With War And Peace' Bookmark

"...And when the world economy collapses, we all stand up and take over! Agreed?"

"And remember, we're a multi-denominational church - we accept fiver, tenner, euros, dollars. . ."

The Priceless Ming Vase Relays.

Sergei Rachmaninov

When feud becomes best seller! Moby Dick vs Herman Melville!

Are you bidding Mrs Bixler, or are you berating Mr. Bixler again?'

'This is the jewel in my collection. My invisible man figurine!'

'The 89's are very forward with meat on the nose and a lingering marrow-bone finish.'

"What kind of moviemaking do we want to reinforce?"

"Just how rare? The first print run of this book, in 1935 was just 6 copies and we're still waiting for one of those to sell...."

A license plate that reads LIC-PLT

"Nothing much. Reading a book by some dead white female."

"You should feel honoured. I don't sue anyone."