Polka-dot Appreciator Pillows

'Dad, will you lend me your apron? My new boyfriend's coming to visit.'

Two women wearing identical dresses head toward exchange window at department store.

"Just when you're about to lose faith in humanity, you see Shakespeare in the Park."

Brickie's Mate

Sometimes it's easy to see if a swamp creature is on vacation.

Snapshots in Time

Curtsey

"...Looks like nothing but snow on TV tonight..."

"I got a job!"

"It's Shakespeare, Mother - please do't keep moaning 'Oh get on with it'!"

Future Candidates For "Colorization"

Inventor of Morse Code

Beer

'Maybe so, but I bet that beer is nature's second most perfect food!'

"These are my true colors and I don't care who know it!"

A graffiti artist is spray painting a graffiti artist, who appears to be spraying the next graffiti artist in an optical illusion.

"There's trouble, boys. Let's pants up and move out!"

"The magic's still there, but the sex is terrible."

'You can be replaced by Harry Potter, you know!'

The Bavarians, scene 1.

'Well, excuse me for trying to inject a little culture into my life!'

'Hey, we're in style!'

'To enable them to provide the service we require the procurement team have submitted a request for seven wands, a crystal ball and a time machine...'

'Bloody showoff!'

Colourful Birds

'He's an abstract painter.'

"Have you got it in beige?"

Exploding Dalmatian

Dueling marionettes.

'Trainspotters'

"I love it!"

"...and this is my better half...!"

"Yes, you will get a company car. It'll have a big, blue flashing light on the roof!"