Polka Dot Lover Pillows

Curtsey

Spotty Car/Spotty Petrol.

Girl looking in mirror

Spotty dress

The Art Student.

'Fine stencilling. But have you never thought - Tit Willow, Tit Willow, Tit Willow?'

"Don't worry about your purchase not working. Everything we sell here is totally non-functional."

Two women wearing identical dresses head toward exchange window at department store.

Man admiring his patterned clothes in the mirror

'No, really, go ahead. You know me - I'm all about the journey, not the food pellet!'

'Trust me, it's very proper to mix stripes.'

The Z Chromosome: Zebratic engineering with questionable results.

"I'm starting to think stripes."

Sometimes it's easy to see if a swamp creature is on vacation.

'I wanted a change in decor.'

Snapshots in Time

Pea green

'Don't know much about art but I know what I like.'

'Fashion Police Incident Area'

Making it look easy.

"I got a job!"

Quilt fanatic

'This caught my eye; Johann Sebastian needs new study curtains - and he does like a good pattern.'

I'm not sure which, but he's just invented either writing or vandalism.

Room-mate Homicides Waiting to Happen. . .

Where Scottish milk comes from.

Tiger

"Would you have anything a bit...'stupider'?"

Normal Paisley - Deadly Strain is Introduced.

Jackson Pollock's early paint-by-numbers period.

"Jack, that painting is so much more me, than you."

Best in Heat.

'Sorry Mum, but the silly haircut kind of ruins my body builder image...'

Wallpaper Bouguet

"Love the exposed chessboard."