Polo Lover Pillows

She asked if she could ride bare back and I said yes...

"This paw has you meeting a lovely poodle, an enchantress who will win your heart... but look, here, this is telling me she's lousy with fleas."

Laptop Dancing.

Oh yeh? Well at least he doesn't get fleas.

Tina Turner

Sergeant Jones gave the assurance that they had an 'assortment' of leads back at the station. . .

"Oooooh....a western wear dog cone. Sexy!"

"Yeah well, now that we're married, he's not making any effort: he hasn't been to a grooming appointment in months!"

'Where's my horse?'

Curtsey

Polo player on an inflatable horse.

Standard Poodle/Substandard Poodle

I bark and bark and bark. . . Therefore I am.

"So I play this guy named Stan Snorkel who finds a big, gray poodle..."

A perm for a woman and her dog.

Standard Poodle/Substandard Poodle

"Wanna go out?"

"It is called A Night to Remember. It portrays a ritual mating dance from the early 21st-century."

An inbred poodle.

Room-mate Homicides Waiting to Happen. . .

Hanley Fabric Co., Polly-Esther

''Pet of the Year', That's me!'

'I want to be a professional Polo player too when I grow up... Can I have your autograph please?'

'I want to be a professional Polo player too when I grow up...Can I have your autograph please?'

Every year, the poodleboys gather to test their skills in the Beverly Kills Rodeo Championships.

Best in Heat.

'Sorry Mum, but the silly haircut kind of ruins my body builder image...'

'Don't look now, but here comes some natural selection.'

"Can they REALLY be descended from wolves..??"

Polo pony

'Steady Lulu, steady, ...HEEL!' - The Rare Poodle Retriever.

'I suggest you reconsider your approach to responsible dog breeding.'

A new stylist, with fussing and savoury biscuits. . . but overall, Bev was very happy with the result!!

Non-working dog, please help

"No sir, we do not have beer here."