Polo Lover Pillows

She asked if she could ride bare back and I said yes...

Laptop Dancing.

"This paw has you meeting a lovely poodle, an enchantress who will win your heart... but look, here, this is telling me she's lousy with fleas."

Oh yeh? Well at least he doesn't get fleas.

Tina Turner

Sergeant Jones gave the assurance that they had an 'assortment' of leads back at the station. . .

"Oooooh....a western wear dog cone. Sexy!"

"Yeah well, now that we're married, he's not making any effort: he hasn't been to a grooming appointment in months!"

'Where's my horse?'

Curtsey

Polo player on an inflatable horse.

Standard Poodle/Substandard Poodle

I bark and bark and bark. . . Therefore I am.

"Wanna go out?"

"It is called A Night to Remember. It portrays a ritual mating dance from the early 21st-century."

"So I play this guy named Stan Snorkel who finds a big, gray poodle..."

Standard Poodle/Substandard Poodle

A perm for a woman and her dog.

An inbred poodle.

Room-mate Homicides Waiting to Happen. . .

Hanley Fabric Co., Polly-Esther

''Pet of the Year', That's me!'

'I want to be a professional Polo player too when I grow up...Can I have your autograph please?'

'I want to be a professional Polo player too when I grow up... Can I have your autograph please?'

'Don't look now, but here comes some natural selection.'

Best in Heat.

'Sorry Mum, but the silly haircut kind of ruins my body builder image...'

"Can they REALLY be descended from wolves..??"

Every year, the poodleboys gather to test their skills in the Beverly Kills Rodeo Championships.

'Steady Lulu, steady, ...HEEL!' - The Rare Poodle Retriever.

'I suggest you reconsider your approach to responsible dog breeding.'

Non-working dog, please help

A new stylist, with fussing and savoury biscuits. . . but overall, Bev was very happy with the result!!

Training Polo Ponies

"No sir, we do not have beer here."