Polo Fanatic Pillows

'That injury weakened your arm. Using this mallet should take car of that problem.'

Laptop Dancing.

"I just cleaned that glass! How can it already be covered in nose prints?!"

Prehistoric Peeps: Even the 'Derby' had its primeval counterpart.

'Where's my horse?'

Polo player on an inflatable horse.

"I assume you're on the paleo diet."

"Here we go again, every 30,000 years or so this Paleo diet becomes a fad."

Room-mate Homicides Waiting to Happen. . .

"It is called A Night to Remember. It portrays a ritual mating dance from the early 21st-century."

"A poodle? It's sort of a dog with an afro."

'I want to be a professional Polo player too when I grow up...Can I have your autograph please?'

'I want to be a professional Polo player too when I grow up... Can I have your autograph please?'

"I'm about ready to forgive the French."

'...and they were carnivorous.'

Polo pony

"I kid you not, these "Mammals" do not lay eggs but give birth to live young: Now, that's weird evolution if you ask me..."

"Muroski, I said we need a couple more POKER players..."

Training Polo Ponies

Polo and Croquet player battle for the ball.

'At least when they shear you, they finish the job... Look at me! I look ridiculous...'

If Dogs Made Perfume

"It's a polo pony"

"Do you know Jackson Pollock?"

Pole Dancing Every Night: 'It's one of the perks of being a weights and measures inspector.'

Showjumping for the Royals with football fan in background

"We're running behind schedule, we haven't even left the North Pole yet."

'You have to admit, we do have a strange reproduction strategy.'

'That's right kiddo, kings, queens, emperors, sultans and maharajas! I mingled with them all...'

Crab pinches a water polo goalkeeper

'Dressage? But Son, what about something more virile like Rodeo or Polo?'

'Man's first, best friend'

North Pole Dances

The Pole Jumper.

'What the heck ever happened to all the great polka bands.'