Polo Enthusiast Pillows

"It's a polo pony"

'I want to be a professional Polo player too when I grow up...Can I have your autograph please?'

Horse polo player followed by player with long pooper scooper.

Polo - Come on you Royals !

'I want to be a professional Polo player too when I grow up... Can I have your autograph please?'

"I played polo in college."

'My horse threw a shoe, so the stable gave me a loaner!'

Polo.

'Polo dear, we're going to play Polo, not Water-Polo...'

Polo player on an inflatable horse.

Laptop Dancing.

Pole vaulter jumping Lover's Leap.

'Wow! That's got to be some sort of record!'

"You'll find that as a restaurateur I've worked hard to showcase the finest in organic and free range ingredients that have been harvested and prepared in authentic and traditional ways."

'Where's my horse?'

Leap Frog

"Cheer up, grod, these are the good old days."

"Don't get me wrong. I think it's great that Barbara decided she wanted to start exercising more after her surgery."

Trapped on the Pole Vault.

"Frankly, dear, I think you've been on this paleo diet much too long!"

"It is called A Night to Remember. It portrays a ritual mating dance from the early 21st-century."

"I'm following the paleo diet. Not that there's much choice, of course."

"Listen Matt, me and the boys think you might be overdoing this Paleo diet thing!"

"This is going to ruin my ratio of protein to vegetables."

Polo and Croquet player battle for the ball.

Training Polo Ponies

'I don't like to complain, but I'm getting a little tired of crudités.'

'Nobody reads anymore.'

'First of all, he can't live on sunflower seeds alone!'

"We're going to have to work on the letting go bit."

'That's right kiddo, kings, queens, emperors, sultans and maharajas! I mingled with them all...'

Showjumping for the Royals with football fan in background

"We're running behind schedule, we haven't even left the North Pole yet."

"That's the best and worst pole vault I've ever seen."

Pole Dancing Every Night: 'It's one of the perks of being a weights and measures inspector.'