Polo Enthusiast Gifts

"It's a polo pony"

'I want to be a professional Polo player too when I grow up...Can I have your autograph please?'

Horse polo player followed by player with long pooper scooper.

Polo - Come on you Royals !

'I want to be a professional Polo player too when I grow up... Can I have your autograph please?'

Global warming sign number 19: Polo bears are a new menace up north.

"I played polo in college."

'My horse threw a shoe, so the stable gave me a loaner!'

Polo.

'Polo dear, we're going to play Polo, not Water-Polo...'

Polo player on an inflatable horse.

Laptop Dancing.

Pole vaulter jumping Lover's Leap.

'Wow! That's got to be some sort of record!'

"You'll find that as a restaurateur I've worked hard to showcase the finest in organic and free range ingredients that have been harvested and prepared in authentic and traditional ways."

'Where's my horse?'

Trapped on the Pole Vault.

"Don't get me wrong. I think it's great that Barbara decided she wanted to start exercising more after her surgery."

"Cheer up, grod, these are the good old days."

Leap Frog

"Frankly, dear, I think you've been on this paleo diet much too long!"

"It is called A Night to Remember. It portrays a ritual mating dance from the early 21st-century."

"I'm following the paleo diet. Not that there's much choice, of course."

Polo pony

"Listen Matt, me and the boys think you might be overdoing this Paleo diet thing!"

Training Polo Ponies

"This is going to ruin my ratio of protein to vegetables."

'I don't like to complain, but I'm getting a little tired of crudités.'

Polo and Croquet player battle for the ball.

'Nobody reads anymore.'

"We're running behind schedule, we haven't even left the North Pole yet."

Showjumping for the Royals with football fan in background

"We're going to have to work on the letting go bit."

'That's right kiddo, kings, queens, emperors, sultans and maharajas! I mingled with them all...'

"That's the best and worst pole vault I've ever seen."