Polo Gifts

"It's a polo pony"

'That injury weakened your arm. Using this mallet should take car of that problem.'

'They shouldn't allow polo players on the fairways.'

'Dressage? But Son, what about something more virile like Rodeo or Polo?'

Polo - Come on you Royals !

'Where's my horse?'

'I want to be a professional Polo player too when I grow up...Can I have your autograph please?'

'I want to be a professional Polo player too when I grow up... Can I have your autograph please?'

Horse polo player followed by player with long pooper scooper.

polo player on golf course

"Ha, ha! That's a pretty weird way to play croquet!"

'Why's your pony wearing that silly hat?' - 'We're playing water polo today.'

Polo and Croquet player battle for the ball.

'Polo dear, we're going to play Polo, not Water-Polo...'

Poorest understanding of water polo ever. . .

'That's right kiddo, kings, queens, emperors, sultans and maharajas! I mingled with them all...'

Polo player on an inflatable horse.

"Polo was a lot more fun before the animal rights people got involved!"

Polo pony

Polo.

Global warming sign number 19: Polo bears are a new menace up north.

'Well, unfortunately, I don't really 'play' polo: My rider never lets me hit the ball...'

She asked if she could ride bare back and I said yes...

'My horse threw a shoe, so the stable gave me a loaner!'

Showjumping for the Royals with football fan in background

Midget Games

Training Polo Ponies

"We're competitive in all the sports the middle class schools can't afford."

"I played polo in college."

"Don't tell me we're eating Paleo again."

Laptop Dancing.

"At first glance this diet might seem boring but then you realize there are actually seven varieties of kale!"

"I just cleaned that glass! How can it already be covered in nose prints?!"

Prehistoric Peeps: Even the 'Derby' had its primeval counterpart.

"You'll find that as a restaurateur I've worked hard to showcase the finest in organic and free range ingredients that have been harvested and prepared in authentic and traditional ways."