Polo Golfer Gifts

'Where's my horse?'

A Symphony of Penguins

Golf lessons

'Not that slowly back...'

Golfer wears 'How's my driving?' t-shirt.

Golf Hole at bottom of lake.

'I don't care if you do need practice hitting out of the sand. The cat needs her litter box!'

The Uncle Vinnie Insomnia Open

'I wonder why my master never makes it into the Master's Tournament?'

"On the weekend I finally beat the club pro...so I don't need you anymore!"

'Don't move.'

Polo player on an inflatable horse.

Man in artic weather playing sport with snow balls

'On to the office again?' - 'No, my pro.'

'I want to be a professional Polo player too when I grow up... Can I have your autograph please?'

'I want to be a professional Polo player too when I grow up...Can I have your autograph please?'

Polo pony

Golf

'On this hole you don't drive, just putt.'

"Now might be a good time to talk about your grip."

Global warming.

The pre-frenzy huddle.

"Duh!"

'Great putt. Lucky I hit the pin.'

Polo and Croquet player battle for the ball.

Training Polo Ponies

"It's a polo pony"

'So if it goes to the right it's a slice, to the left it's a hook...and down the center.'

"He,he!. . . Some guy on the ninth hole is going crazy looking for this!"

"A preliminary census report indicates that for the first time in our nation's history female anthropologists out-number male professional golfers."

King of the Swingers.

Brian McMahon's hobby? Being hit by as many pro golfers as possible.

TOLD YOU TO TAKE LESSONS FROM GOLF PRO

'That's right kiddo, kings, queens, emperors, sultans and maharajas! I mingled with them all...'

Rory McIlroy