Polo Player Gifts

"It's a polo pony"

'They shouldn't allow polo players on the fairways.'

'I want to be a professional Polo player too when I grow up...Can I have your autograph please?'

Horse polo player followed by player with long pooper scooper.

"Ha, ha! That's a pretty weird way to play croquet!"

'I want to be a professional Polo player too when I grow up... Can I have your autograph please?'

'Where's my horse?'

Training Polo Ponies

Showjumping for the Royals with football fan in background

'My horse threw a shoe, so the stable gave me a loaner!'

She asked if she could ride bare back and I said yes...

'Well, unfortunately, I don't really 'play' polo: My rider never lets me hit the ball...'

Polo pony

'Why's your pony wearing that silly hat?' - 'We're playing water polo today.'

'That's right kiddo, kings, queens, emperors, sultans and maharajas! I mingled with them all...'

Polo player on an inflatable horse.

Laptop Dancing.

"Could you keep still?"

Though both are long retired, his faithful Indian companion continues to dispense sage advice to an increasingly skeptical masked man.

'Is the water cold?'

Dog playing snooker/pool.

"It is called A Night to Remember. It portrays a ritual mating dance from the early 21st-century."

Bishop playing pool, "I like his unholier than thou attitude."

The pre-frenzy huddle.

'Maybe if you make it smaller, put something soft on the end and come up with a better name than 'Cue-Tip'...'

Polo and Croquet player battle for the ball.

Birds cue ball escape.

"Could you keep still?"

Pole Dancing Every Night: 'It's one of the perks of being a weights and measures inspector.'

"We're running behind schedule, we haven't even left the North Pole yet."

A man carves a totem pole

'Dressage? But Son, what about something more virile like Rodeo or Polo?'

New Seekers, New Danger, "I'd like to teach the world to sing..."

'My god, I wouldn't want to be a stand-up comedian in a place like this!'

'Now that's what I call a trickshot!'