Paleo Player Gifts

"They're not only tasty... they're gluten free."

"Where do we put Desserts?"

"Don't tell me we're eating Paleo again."

"At first glance this diet might seem boring but then you realize there are actually seven varieties of kale!"

Prehistoric Peeps: Even the 'Derby' had its primeval counterpart.

"You'll find that as a restaurateur I've worked hard to showcase the finest in organic and free range ingredients that have been harvested and prepared in authentic and traditional ways."

"Don't bother gathering carbs for me, I'm on the Paleo diet."

The Steakosaurus

'Where's my horse?'

"Here we go again, every 30,000 years or so this Paleo diet becomes a fad."

Polo player on an inflatable horse.

"I assume you're on the paleo diet."

"Cheer up, grod, these are the good old days."

"Frankly, dear, I think you've been on this paleo diet much too long!"

"Late Jurassic is so Retro..."

'I want to be a professional Polo player too when I grow up...Can I have your autograph please?'

'I want to be a professional Polo player too when I grow up... Can I have your autograph please?'

Polo pony

"I'm following the paleo diet. Not that there's much choice, of course."

'...and they were carnivorous.'

'Don't look now, but here comes some natural selection.'

"Listen Matt, me and the boys think you might be overdoing this Paleo diet thing!"

Paleo-to-go

"You really like this place, don't you, Harry?"

Training Polo Ponies

'I don't like to complain, but I'm getting a little tired of crudités.'

"This is going to ruin my ratio of protein to vegetables."

"I kid you not, these "Mammals" do not lay eggs but give birth to live young: Now, that's weird evolution if you ask me..."

"It's a polo pony"

What to serve to meet most dietary restrictions

Dinosaur bird steals man waving a joint of meat.

"I think it's time we define the practical limits of your Paleo diet."

Showjumping for the Royals with football fan in background

'First of all, he can't live on sunflower seeds alone!'

'You have to admit, we do have a strange reproduction strategy.'