Paleo Player Gifts

"They're not only tasty... they're gluten free."

"Where do we put Desserts?"

"Don't tell me we're eating Paleo again."

"At first glance this diet might seem boring but then you realize there are actually seven varieties of kale!"

"Don't bother gathering carbs for me, I'm on the Paleo diet."

Prehistoric Peeps: Even the 'Derby' had its primeval counterpart.

"You'll find that as a restaurateur I've worked hard to showcase the finest in organic and free range ingredients that have been harvested and prepared in authentic and traditional ways."

The Steakosaurus

'Where's my horse?'

"I assume you're on the paleo diet."

"Cheer up, grod, these are the good old days."

Polo player on an inflatable horse.

"Here we go again, every 30,000 years or so this Paleo diet becomes a fad."

"Frankly, dear, I think you've been on this paleo diet much too long!"

"Late Jurassic is so Retro..."

'I want to be a professional Polo player too when I grow up...Can I have your autograph please?'

'I want to be a professional Polo player too when I grow up... Can I have your autograph please?'

"I'm following the paleo diet. Not that there's much choice, of course."

'...and they were carnivorous.'

'Don't look now, but here comes some natural selection.'

"Listen Matt, me and the boys think you might be overdoing this Paleo diet thing!"

"You really like this place, don't you, Harry?"

"This is going to ruin my ratio of protein to vegetables."

Training Polo Ponies

'I don't like to complain, but I'm getting a little tired of crudités.'

"I kid you not, these "Mammals" do not lay eggs but give birth to live young: Now, that's weird evolution if you ask me..."

Paleo-to-go

"It's a polo pony"

'First of all, he can't live on sunflower seeds alone!'

Dinosaur bird steals man waving a joint of meat.

'That's right kiddo, kings, queens, emperors, sultans and maharajas! I mingled with them all...'

'You have to admit, we do have a strange reproduction strategy.'

Showjumping for the Royals with football fan in background

What to serve to meet most dietary restrictions

'Pterodatyl? Everything tastes like Pterodatyl to you!'