Paleo Proponent Gifts

"Where do we put Desserts?"

"Don't tell me we're eating Paleo again."

"At first glance this diet might seem boring but then you realize there are actually seven varieties of kale!"

"Don't bother gathering carbs for me, I'm on the Paleo diet."

"You'll find that as a restaurateur I've worked hard to showcase the finest in organic and free range ingredients that have been harvested and prepared in authentic and traditional ways."

Prehistoric Peeps: Even the 'Derby' had its primeval counterpart.

The Steakosaurus

"I assume you're on the paleo diet."

"Cheer up, grod, these are the good old days."

"Here we go again, every 30,000 years or so this Paleo diet becomes a fad."

"Frankly, dear, I think you've been on this paleo diet much too long!"

"I'm following the paleo diet. Not that there's much choice, of course."

'...and they were carnivorous.'

'Don't look now, but here comes some natural selection.'

"Listen Matt, me and the boys think you might be overdoing this Paleo diet thing!"

"This is going to ruin my ratio of protein to vegetables."

"Vote Hunter for Gatherer."

'I don't like to complain, but I'm getting a little tired of crudités.'

"I'm leaning towards the health benefits of becoming a vegetarian."

"I kid you not, these "Mammals" do not lay eggs but give birth to live young: Now, that's weird evolution if you ask me..."

Paleo-to-go

"You really like this place, don't you, Harry?"

'You know, I just got a sudden yen for nuts and berries.'

"Why can’t you invent a changing table?"

'Pterodatyl? Everything tastes like Pterodatyl to you!'

"I think it's time we define the practical limits of your Paleo diet."

'You have to admit, we do have a strange reproduction strategy.'

What to serve to meet most dietary restrictions

'First of all, he can't live on sunflower seeds alone!'

'I don't know what it is but those tusks would make beautiful knife handles.'

'Don't worry! They're vegetarian!'

'Are you SURE they're a good source of potassium?'

"This paleo diet is a lot of work. Maybe we should eat grains."

'Man's first, best friend'

"Where's the nutritional information this thing?"