Paleo Proponent Gifts

Looking for a gift for a paleo enthusiast? Our collection features clever and charming items that embody the spirit of a paleo lifestyle—whether they’re into cooking, clean eating, or fitness. Find humor, inspiration, and style on mugs, t-shirts, pillows, and art prints that speak to their dietary passions and paleo pride.

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"Where do we put Desserts?"

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"Don't tell me we're eating Paleo again."

"Don't tell me we're eating Paleo again." mockup

"Don't tell me we're eating Paleo again."

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"At first glance this diet might seem boring but then you realize there are actually seven varieties of kale!"

"At first glance this diet might seem boring but then you realize there are actually seven varieties of kale!" mockup

"At first glance this diet might seem boring but then you realize there are actually seven varieties of kale!"

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"Don't bother gathering carbs for me, I'm on the Paleo diet."

"Don't bother gathering carbs for me, I'm on the Paleo diet." mockup

"Don't bother gathering carbs for me, I'm on the Paleo diet."

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Prehistoric Peeps: Even the 'Derby' had its primeval counterpart.

Prehistoric Peeps: Even the 'Derby' had its primeval counterpart. mockup

Prehistoric Peeps: Even the 'Derby' had its primeval counterpart.

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"You'll find that as a restaurateur I've worked hard to showcase the finest in organic and free range ingredients that have been harvested and prepared in authentic and traditional ways."

"You'll find that as a restaurateur I've worked hard to showcase the finest in organic and free range ingredients that have been harvested and prepared in authentic and traditional ways."

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The Steakosaurus

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"Here we go again, every 30,000 years or so this Paleo diet becomes a fad."

"Here we go again, every 30,000 years or so this Paleo diet becomes a fad." mockup

"Here we go again, every 30,000 years or so this Paleo diet becomes a fad."

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"Cheer up, grod, these are the good old days."

"Cheer up, grod, these are the good old days." mockup

"Cheer up, grod, these are the good old days."

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"I assume you're on the paleo diet." mockup

"I assume you're on the paleo diet."

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"Frankly, dear, I think you've been on this paleo diet much too long!"

"Frankly, dear, I think you've been on this paleo diet much too long!" mockup

"Frankly, dear, I think you've been on this paleo diet much too long!"

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'...and they were carnivorous.'

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"I'm following the paleo diet. Not that there's much choice, of course."

"I'm following the paleo diet. Not that there's much choice, of course." mockup

"I'm following the paleo diet. Not that there's much choice, of course."

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'Don't look now, but here comes some natural selection.'

'Don't look now, but here comes some natural selection.' mockup

'Don't look now, but here comes some natural selection.'

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"Listen Matt, me and the boys think you might be overdoing this Paleo diet thing!"

"Listen Matt, me and the boys think you might be overdoing this Paleo diet thing!" mockup

"Listen Matt, me and the boys think you might be overdoing this Paleo diet thing!"

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"I'm leaning towards the health benefits of becoming a vegetarian."

"I'm leaning towards the health benefits of becoming a vegetarian." mockup

"I'm leaning towards the health benefits of becoming a vegetarian."

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'You know, I just got a sudden yen for nuts and berries.'

'You know, I just got a sudden yen for nuts and berries.' mockup

'You know, I just got a sudden yen for nuts and berries.'

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'I don't like to complain, but I'm getting a little tired of crudités.'

'I don't like to complain, but I'm getting a little tired of crudités.' mockup

'I don't like to complain, but I'm getting a little tired of crudités.'

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"This is going to ruin my ratio of protein to vegetables."

"This is going to ruin my ratio of protein to vegetables." mockup

"This is going to ruin my ratio of protein to vegetables."

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Paleo-to-go

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"Vote Hunter for Gatherer."

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"I kid you not, these "Mammals" do not lay eggs but give birth to live young: Now, that's weird evolution if you ask me..."

"I kid you not, these "Mammals" do not lay eggs but give birth to live young: Now, that's weird evolution if you ask me..." mockup

"I kid you not, these "Mammals" do not lay eggs but give birth to live young: Now, that's weird evolution if you ask me..."

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"You really like this place, don't you, Harry?"

"You really like this place, don't you, Harry?" mockup

"You really like this place, don't you, Harry?"

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"Why can’t you invent a changing table?"

"Why can’t you invent a changing table?" mockup

"Why can’t you invent a changing table?"

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'I don't know what it is but those tusks would make beautiful knife handles.'

'I don't know what it is but those tusks would make beautiful knife handles.' mockup

'I don't know what it is but those tusks would make beautiful knife handles.'

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What to serve to meet most dietary restrictions

What to serve to meet most dietary restrictions mockup

What to serve to meet most dietary restrictions

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'First of all, he can't live on sunflower seeds alone!'

'First of all, he can't live on sunflower seeds alone!' mockup

'First of all, he can't live on sunflower seeds alone!'

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'Don't worry! They're vegetarian!' mockup

'Don't worry! They're vegetarian!'

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'Pterodatyl? Everything tastes like Pterodatyl to you!'

'Pterodatyl? Everything tastes like Pterodatyl to you!' mockup

'Pterodatyl? Everything tastes like Pterodatyl to you!'

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'You have to admit, we do have a strange reproduction strategy.'

'You have to admit, we do have a strange reproduction strategy.' mockup

'You have to admit, we do have a strange reproduction strategy.'

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'Are you SURE they're a good source of potassium?'

'Are you SURE they're a good source of potassium?' mockup

'Are you SURE they're a good source of potassium?'

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"This paleo diet is a lot of work. Maybe we should eat grains."

"This paleo diet is a lot of work. Maybe we should eat grains." mockup

"This paleo diet is a lot of work. Maybe we should eat grains."

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"That guy."

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'Man's first, best friend'

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Paleo Proponent Gifts Collection

Paleo Proponent Mugs

Explore our collection of Paleo proponent mugs filled with clever sayings and fun designs—sure to brighten their mornings.

Paleo Proponent Pillows

Browse our cozy Paleo-themed pillows to add character and comfort to their living space or kitchen seats.

Paleo Proponent Prints

Discover vibrant prints that celebrate the Paleo lifestyle—great for decorating their home or workspace with a fun touch.

Paleo Proponent T-Shirts

Find perfect Paleo-themed t-shirts that combine humor and style, making them ideal for workouts or casual days.