Polo Player Wannabe Gifts

'Dressage? But Son, what about something more virile like Rodeo or Polo?'

Laptop Dancing.

Pole vaulter jumping Lover's Leap.

'Where's my horse?'

Leap Frog

Trapped on the Pole Vault.

"Don't get me wrong. I think it's great that Barbara decided she wanted to start exercising more after her surgery."

Polo player on an inflatable horse.

"It is called A Night to Remember. It portrays a ritual mating dance from the early 21st-century."

'I want to be a professional Polo player too when I grow up... Can I have your autograph please?'

'I want to be a professional Polo player too when I grow up...Can I have your autograph please?'

The pre-frenzy huddle.

Polo and Croquet player battle for the ball.

Training Polo Ponies

"It's a polo pony"

'Nobody reads anymore.'

Pole Dancing Every Night: 'It's one of the perks of being a weights and measures inspector.'

'That's right kiddo, kings, queens, emperors, sultans and maharajas! I mingled with them all...'

"We're running behind schedule, we haven't even left the North Pole yet."

Showjumping for the Royals with football fan in background

"That's the best and worst pole vault I've ever seen."

"We're going to have to work on the letting go bit."

'Just keep running straight until you reach the end. Can't miss it.'

Pole dancing

'This is just the warm up.'

The Pole Jumper.

Erotica

North Pole Dances

'They shouldn't allow polo players on the fairways.'

Horse polo player followed by player with long pooper scooper.

"I played polo in college."

"Polo was a lot more fun before the animal rights people got involved!"

'We can definitely squeeze you in in four years time!'