Polo Player Wannabe Mugs

'Dressage? But Son, what about something more virile like Rodeo or Polo?'

Laptop Dancing.

Pole vaulter jumping Lover's Leap.

'Where's my horse?'

Leap Frog

Trapped on the Pole Vault.

"Don't get me wrong. I think it's great that Barbara decided she wanted to start exercising more after her surgery."

Polo player on an inflatable horse.

"It is called A Night to Remember. It portrays a ritual mating dance from the early 21st-century."

'I want to be a professional Polo player too when I grow up... Can I have your autograph please?'

'I want to be a professional Polo player too when I grow up...Can I have your autograph please?'

Polo pony

The pre-frenzy huddle.

Polo and Croquet player battle for the ball.

Training Polo Ponies

"It's a polo pony"

'Nobody reads anymore.'

'That's right kiddo, kings, queens, emperors, sultans and maharajas! I mingled with them all...'

Pole Dancing Every Night: 'It's one of the perks of being a weights and measures inspector.'

"We're going to have to work on the letting go bit."

"We're running behind schedule, we haven't even left the North Pole yet."

"That's the best and worst pole vault I've ever seen."

Showjumping for the Royals with football fan in background

Pole dancing

'Just keep running straight until you reach the end. Can't miss it.'

'This is just the warm up.'

North Pole Dances

Erotica

The Pole Jumper.

'They shouldn't allow polo players on the fairways.'

Horse polo player followed by player with long pooper scooper.

"Polo was a lot more fun before the animal rights people got involved!"

Global warming sign number 19: Polo bears are a new menace up north.

Poorest understanding of water polo ever. . .

Pole Vault