Polo Aficionado Mugs

'They shouldn't allow polo players on the fairways.'

Training Polo Ponies

'Why's your pony wearing that silly hat?' - 'We're playing water polo today.'

'I'll have the crab cake, and he'll have the crabby cake.'

(oil - petroleum - gushing out of inkwell)

Transylvanian backpackers.

Satya Nutella

Back to school.

Cat says of armadillo, 'It's one of those big armored rats.'

'Did you want to bring on a sub'

Bangers and Mash

Raheem Sterling

Motorherd

'Yes, Jenny, I know I'm always reminding the team to be good sports, but you really don't have to thank the ref after every call.'

"1-1"

Alphabet soup gets cold for slow readers.

"Nevermore." "You don't have to use 'air quoths' every time."

United Football Club: In, Out, VAR.

DUNVOTIN

Benjamin Franklin 'If I only knew,'

Frank & Ernie's Carrot, Beet, Potato Farm. Lunch break's over --- Shall we return to our roots?

"I got ninety-nine problems, but a birch ain't one!"

'I think I have found Mr. Right.'

Mohamed Salah

Cat Scan

'I said 'Shall I put the cat out?''

No jay walking.

'Excuse me, I ordered Matzo Ball soup.'

Mexican Jumping Balls.

Litterary Dogs.

You've been sitting on molehills again, haven't you?

"And what else do you think you can bring to the role of Edmund, Earl of Gloucester?"

Economy Slows: 'It's still too fast for me.'

"What a coincidence, that's my name, too!"

Better Not Squash.