Polo Aficionado T-Shirts

'They shouldn't allow polo players on the fairways.'

Training Polo Ponies

'Why's your pony wearing that silly hat?' - 'We're playing water polo today.'

(oil - petroleum - gushing out of inkwell)

'I'll have the crab cake, and he'll have the crabby cake.'

Transylvanian backpackers.

Cat says of armadillo, 'It's one of those big armored rats.'

Bangers and Mash

'Did you want to bring on a sub'

"1-1"

'Yes, Jenny, I know I'm always reminding the team to be good sports, but you really don't have to thank the ref after every call.'

Motorherd

United Football Club: In, Out, VAR.

Benjamin Franklin 'If I only knew,'

"Nevermore." "You don't have to use 'air quoths' every time."

DUNVOTIN

Alphabet soup gets cold for slow readers.

Cat Scan

No jay walking.

Mexican Jumping Balls.

"With strong winds battering the country, the Met Office have issued an amber wig wearers warning."

Litterary Dogs.

Better Not Squash.

'Excuse me, I ordered Matzo Ball soup.'

Economy Slows: 'It's still too fast for me.'

You've been sitting on molehills again, haven't you?

"What a coincidence, that's my name, too!"

"Carrots just didn't get me going anymore, so I switched to chocolate instead..."

Afraid of change - leave it here.