Paleo Aficionado Mugs

Caveman walking a dinosaur.

"Don't tell me we're eating Paleo again."

'Notice how with truth in packaging requirements all the labels begin with ‘OMG!''

'Did you want to bring on a sub'

"Nevermore." "You don't have to use 'air quoths' every time."

United Football Club: In, Out, VAR.

"The parasol certainly paid for itself this summer."

'When I was a kid, we had to do our own instant replays.'

"You'll find that as a restaurateur I've worked hard to showcase the finest in organic and free range ingredients that have been harvested and prepared in authentic and traditional ways."

Prehistoric Peeps: Even the 'Derby' had its primeval counterpart.

"Cheer up, grod, these are the good old days."

"I assume you're on the paleo diet."

'He ordered those 'natural male enhancements',and now he watches football all the time!'

"Here we go again, every 30,000 years or so this Paleo diet becomes a fad."

'Ok - I'm reaching out!'

Playing football with snowmen in goal.

"Frankly, dear, I think you've been on this paleo diet much too long!"

"I cloned myself to take care of my Thanksgiving duties while I watch football in peace."

'I've checked his appointments. The only opening is for 'nevermore'.'

'Going 'cold turkey' might be dangerous...I'd wean him off by letting him watch world cup re-runs....'

"You can tatse the slopes, er I mean hops in this."

Carpe diem

'He was a great player...he gained 'many cap's' for his Country !'

'Don't look now, but here comes some natural selection.'

Sisyphus

'...and they were carnivorous.'

"I'm following the paleo diet. Not that there's much choice, of course."

"Let me guess – you stayed late at your buddy's place helping him with a, quoth, poem."

"Listen Matt, me and the boys think you might be overdoing this Paleo diet thing!"

"This is going to ruin my ratio of protein to vegetables."

"I'm leaning towards the health benefits of becoming a vegetarian."

'I don't like to complain, but I'm getting a little tired of crudités.'