Paleo Aficionado Pillows

I asked a lady if she wanted to grab a kale smoothie with me. She totally ignored me. Of course she did. Very few ladies are interested in a guy who latches on to the latest fads. It suggests you've got a roving eye, and you'll leave her for someone new later on. Most women like a man who's "classic." Solid. Reliable. Unmoved by the ever-changing winds. That's why I eat nothing but nuts, berries and hippos. If it was good enough for the cavemen, it's good enough for me. I thought cavemen ate bro

Caveman walking a dinosaur.

"Don't tell me we're eating Paleo again."

'Did you want to bring on a sub'

'Notice how with truth in packaging requirements all the labels begin with ‘OMG!''

"Nevermore." "You don't have to use 'air quoths' every time."

United Football Club: In, Out, VAR.

Sport: Crisis in the Real Madrid.

Mohamed Salah

"The parasol certainly paid for itself this summer."

'When I was a kid, we had to do our own instant replays.'

"You'll find that as a restaurateur I've worked hard to showcase the finest in organic and free range ingredients that have been harvested and prepared in authentic and traditional ways."

Prehistoric Peeps: Even the 'Derby' had its primeval counterpart.

"Cheer up, grod, these are the good old days."

"I assume you're on the paleo diet."

"Here we go again, every 30,000 years or so this Paleo diet becomes a fad."

'He ordered those 'natural male enhancements',and now he watches football all the time!'

'Ok - I'm reaching out!'

Playing football with snowmen in goal.

"Frankly, dear, I think you've been on this paleo diet much too long!"

'Going 'cold turkey' might be dangerous...I'd wean him off by letting him watch world cup re-runs....'

'I've checked his appointments. The only opening is for 'nevermore'.'

"I cloned myself to take care of my Thanksgiving duties while I watch football in peace."

"You can tatse the slopes, er I mean hops in this."

Carpe diem

'...and they were carnivorous.'

'Don't look now, but here comes some natural selection.'

"I'm following the paleo diet. Not that there's much choice, of course."

Sisyphus

'He was a great player...he gained 'many cap's' for his Country !'

"Let me guess – you stayed late at your buddy's place helping him with a, quoth, poem."

"Listen Matt, me and the boys think you might be overdoing this Paleo diet thing!"

World Cup reactions

"I'm leaning towards the health benefits of becoming a vegetarian."

Training Polo Ponies