Paleo Fan Pillows

'That's what i hate about being a caveman. Everything has to be carved in stone!'

"Nope, what I had in mind was more of a sort of double helix."

"Here we go again, every 30,000 years or so this Paleo diet becomes a fad."

Prehistoric Peeps: Even the 'Derby' had its primeval counterpart.

Early mass transit

Depressed tyrannosaurus rex on a low cholesterol diet

'Man's first, best friend'

'Worth a try, but I'm sorry to say the results are not very impressive...'

'...and they were carnivorous.'

'Those herbivores won't eat you, but they sure will step on you!'

'You have to admit, we do have a strange reproduction strategy.'

"I assume you're on the paleo diet."

Ancient Skateboarder

"Where do we put Desserts?"

"Don't tell me we're eating Paleo again."

The discovery of asparagus.

"At first glance this diet might seem boring but then you realize there are actually seven varieties of kale!"

"You'll find that as a restaurateur I've worked hard to showcase the finest in organic and free range ingredients that have been harvested and prepared in authentic and traditional ways."

The Steakosaurus

"Cheer up, grod, these are the good old days."

"Frankly, dear, I think you've been on this paleo diet much too long!"

'Try slicing the bread, Brian!'

"I'm following the paleo diet. Not that there's much choice, of course."

'Don't look now, but here comes some natural selection.'

'Oh-oh -- I think I've invented writer's block!'

"Listen Matt, me and the boys think you might be overdoing this Paleo diet thing!"

'You know, I just got a sudden yen for nuts and berries.'

"Vote Hunter for Gatherer."

"I kid you not, these "Mammals" do not lay eggs but give birth to live young: Now, that's weird evolution if you ask me..."

"This is going to ruin my ratio of protein to vegetables."

"I'm leaning towards the health benefits of becoming a vegetarian."

'I don't like to complain, but I'm getting a little tired of crudités.'

Paleo-to-go

'I don't know what it is but those tusks would make beautiful knife handles.'

'Eat my vegetables? - I thought we were supposed to be predators!'