Paleo Pillows

'Are you SURE they're a good source of potassium?'

'I've moved from being vegetarian to a dairy free Paleo diet...'

"Say - MacDonald there has a good idea."

"At first glance this diet might seem boring but then you realize there are actually seven varieties of kale!"

"Where do we put Desserts?"

"Don't tell me we're eating Paleo again."

Prehistoric Peeps: Even the 'Derby' had its primeval counterpart.

"You'll find that as a restaurateur I've worked hard to showcase the finest in organic and free range ingredients that have been harvested and prepared in authentic and traditional ways."

"Don't bother gathering carbs for me, I'm on the Paleo diet."

The Steakosaurus

"Here we go again, every 30,000 years or so this Paleo diet becomes a fad."

"Cheer up, grod, these are the good old days."

"I assume you're on the paleo diet."

"Frankly, dear, I think you've been on this paleo diet much too long!"

"Late Jurassic is so Retro..."

"I'm following the paleo diet. Not that there's much choice, of course."

'...and they were carnivorous.'

'Oh-oh -- I think I've invented writer's block!'

'Don't look now, but here comes some natural selection.'

"Listen Matt, me and the boys think you might be overdoing this Paleo diet thing!"

"This is going to ruin my ratio of protein to vegetables."

Paleo-to-go

"I kid you not, these "Mammals" do not lay eggs but give birth to live young: Now, that's weird evolution if you ask me..."

"You really like this place, don't you, Harry?"

"I'm leaning towards the health benefits of becoming a vegetarian."

'I don't like to complain, but I'm getting a little tired of crudités.'

"I think it's time we define the practical limits of your Paleo diet."

'First of all, he can't live on sunflower seeds alone!'

What to serve to meet most dietary restrictions

'You have to admit, we do have a strange reproduction strategy.'

'Don't worry! They're vegetarian!'

'Pterodatyl? Everything tastes like Pterodatyl to you!'

"This paleo diet is a lot of work. Maybe we should eat grains."

"Wait! Is it gluten-free?"

'Man's first, best friend'