Paleo Enthusiasts Mugs

"This paleo diet is a lot of work. Maybe we should eat grains."

"Don't tell me we're eating Paleo again."

'Wonderful, Ngok! Really great! What did the shaman tell you about stoneburgers and rock nuggets?'

'Well, like it or not, we're all going on the Atkins Diet.'

"This is where we run into problems with portion control."

Paleo-to-go

"Where do we put Desserts?"

"At first glance this diet might seem boring but then you realize there are actually seven varieties of kale!"

Prehistoric Peeps: Even the 'Derby' had its primeval counterpart.

"You'll find that as a restaurateur I've worked hard to showcase the finest in organic and free range ingredients that have been harvested and prepared in authentic and traditional ways."

The Steakosaurus

"Here we go again, every 30,000 years or so this Paleo diet becomes a fad."

"Blog always makes it all about Blog."

"Cheer up, grod, these are the good old days."

"I assume you're on the paleo diet."

"Frankly, dear, I think you've been on this paleo diet much too long!"

"I'm following the paleo diet. Not that there's much choice, of course."

'Oh-oh -- I think I've invented writer's block!'

'...and they were carnivorous.'

'Don't look now, but here comes some natural selection.'

"Listen Matt, me and the boys think you might be overdoing this Paleo diet thing!"

"Vote Hunter for Gatherer."

"I kid you not, these "Mammals" do not lay eggs but give birth to live young: Now, that's weird evolution if you ask me..."

'I don't like to complain, but I'm getting a little tired of crudités.'

"You really like this place, don't you, Harry?"

"I'm leaning towards the health benefits of becoming a vegetarian."

'You know, I just got a sudden yen for nuts and berries.'

"This is going to ruin my ratio of protein to vegetables."

'You have to admit, we do have a strange reproduction strategy.'

'Don't worry! They're vegetarian!'

'Pterodatyl? Everything tastes like Pterodatyl to you!'

'I don't know what it is but those tusks would make beautiful knife handles.'

'First of all, he can't live on sunflower seeds alone!'

"I think it's time we define the practical limits of your Paleo diet."

"I try to eat right, but huge chunks of raw meat are all you can find these days."