Paleo Enthusiasts T-Shirts

"This paleo diet is a lot of work. Maybe we should eat grains."

"Don't tell me we're eating Paleo again."

'Wonderful, Ngok! Really great! What did the shaman tell you about stoneburgers and rock nuggets?'

'Well, like it or not, we're all going on the Atkins Diet.'

Paleo-to-go

"Where do we put Desserts?"

"At first glance this diet might seem boring but then you realize there are actually seven varieties of kale!"

"You'll find that as a restaurateur I've worked hard to showcase the finest in organic and free range ingredients that have been harvested and prepared in authentic and traditional ways."

Prehistoric Peeps: Even the 'Derby' had its primeval counterpart.

The Steakosaurus

"Here we go again, every 30,000 years or so this Paleo diet becomes a fad."

"I assume you're on the paleo diet."

"Blog always makes it all about Blog."

"Cheer up, grod, these are the good old days."

"Frankly, dear, I think you've been on this paleo diet much too long!"

"I'm following the paleo diet. Not that there's much choice, of course."

'Don't look now, but here comes some natural selection.'

'...and they were carnivorous.'

'Oh-oh -- I think I've invented writer's block!'

"Listen Matt, me and the boys think you might be overdoing this Paleo diet thing!"

"I kid you not, these "Mammals" do not lay eggs but give birth to live young: Now, that's weird evolution if you ask me..."

"This is going to ruin my ratio of protein to vegetables."

'You know, I just got a sudden yen for nuts and berries.'

'I don't like to complain, but I'm getting a little tired of crudités.'

"I'm leaning towards the health benefits of becoming a vegetarian."

"Vote Hunter for Gatherer."

"You really like this place, don't you, Harry?"

'You have to admit, we do have a strange reproduction strategy.'

"I try to eat right, but huge chunks of raw meat are all you can find these days."

'First of all, he can't live on sunflower seeds alone!'

'I don't know what it is but those tusks would make beautiful knife handles.'

'Don't worry! They're vegetarian!'

'Pterodatyl? Everything tastes like Pterodatyl to you!'

"Wait! Is it gluten-free?"

'Are you SURE they're a good source of potassium?'