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'Try to kill something that will allow me to stay within a daily 1800 calorie diet.'

"Frankly, dear, I think you've been on this paleo diet much too long!"

"Listen Matt, me and the boys think you might be overdoing this Paleo diet thing!"

'You're the first of our kind and we're the last of our kind. Care to join us for a farewell drink?'

"Do you ever wonder what this is doing to our cholesterol numbers?"

"Cheer up, grod, these are the good old days."

"I've invited the Neanderthals over. I guess we'll stick with paleo for dinner."

"I follow the paleo diet. Anything you can choke down."

"I'm following the paleo diet. Not that there's much choice, of course."

"I think it's time we define the practical limits of your Paleo diet."

"Where's the nutritional information this thing?"

"This is going to ruin my ratio of protein to vegetables."

"You'll find that as a restaurateur I've worked hard to showcase the finest in organic and free range ingredients that have been harvested and prepared in authentic and traditional ways."

'First of all, he can't live on sunflower seeds alone!'

'I don't like to complain, but I'm getting a little tired of crudités.'

"That guy."

"Nice catch Ug...don't you wish we were advanced enough to have fed it on it's own poo before mating it with a salmon and injecting it with chemicals made out of boiled oil..."

'Maybe you could gather for a living and just hunt for fun on weekends.'

"Everything from our kitchen is hunted and gathered."

I've been thinking about trying that "caveman diet."

"Shash the turnip with a rock until pulpy and then heat in the nearest volcano."

"He's on the paleo diet."

"Don't tell me we're eating Paleo again."

"At first glance this diet might seem boring but then you realize there are actually seven varieties of kale!"

Prehistoric Peeps: Even the 'Derby' had its primeval counterpart.

"Don't bother gathering carbs for me, I'm on the Paleo diet."

The Steakosaurus

"Here we go again, every 30,000 years or so this Paleo diet becomes a fad."

"I assume you're on the paleo diet."

'Don't look now, but here comes some natural selection.'

'Oh-oh -- I think I've invented writer's block!'

'...and they were carnivorous.'

Paleo-to-go

'You know, I just got a sudden yen for nuts and berries.'

"You really like this place, don't you, Harry?"