Paleo My Pal T-Shirts

"Ever wonder if these are loaded with antioxidants?"

"Where do we put Desserts?"

"Don't tell me we're eating Paleo again."

"At first glance this diet might seem boring but then you realize there are actually seven varieties of kale!"

Prehistoric Peeps: Even the 'Derby' had its primeval counterpart.

"You'll find that as a restaurateur I've worked hard to showcase the finest in organic and free range ingredients that have been harvested and prepared in authentic and traditional ways."

The Steakosaurus

"I assume you're on the paleo diet."

"Cheer up, grod, these are the good old days."

"Here we go again, every 30,000 years or so this Paleo diet becomes a fad."

"Frankly, dear, I think you've been on this paleo diet much too long!"

Evolution disruptor: The selfie stick. The reason why T-Rex's arms never evolved.

'Try slicing the bread, Brian!'

"I'm following the paleo diet. Not that there's much choice, of course."

'...and they were carnivorous.'

'Don't look now, but here comes some natural selection.'

Dinosaurs of the Palindromic Era.

"Listen Matt, me and the boys think you might be overdoing this Paleo diet thing!"

"This is going to ruin my ratio of protein to vegetables."

"I'm leaning towards the health benefits of becoming a vegetarian."

'I don't like to complain, but I'm getting a little tired of crudités.'

'You know, I just got a sudden yen for nuts and berries.'

"I kid you not, these "Mammals" do not lay eggs but give birth to live young: Now, that's weird evolution if you ask me..."

Paleo-to-go

'I don't know what it is but those tusks would make beautiful knife handles.'

'First of all, he can't live on sunflower seeds alone!'

'You have to admit, we do have a strange reproduction strategy.'

'Don't worry! They're vegetarian!'

"I think it's time we define the practical limits of your Paleo diet."

'Pterodatyl? Everything tastes like Pterodatyl to you!'

"Wait! Is it gluten-free?"

'Are you SURE they're a good source of potassium?'

"This paleo diet is a lot of work. Maybe we should eat grains."

"That guy."

'Man's first, best friend'