Paleo Pal T-Shirts

Looking for a clever t-shirt for your paleo friend? Our designs blend humor and paleo pride, making every day a good day to showcase their healthy eating habits.

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'This is the largest land predator that ever existed -- I may need a little help.'

'This is the largest land predator that ever existed -- I may need a little help.' mockup

'This is the largest land predator that ever existed -- I may need a little help.'

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"At first glance this diet might seem boring but then you realize there are actually seven varieties of kale!"

"At first glance this diet might seem boring but then you realize there are actually seven varieties of kale!" mockup

"At first glance this diet might seem boring but then you realize there are actually seven varieties of kale!"

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"Where do we put Desserts?"

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"Don't tell me we're eating Paleo again."

"Don't tell me we're eating Paleo again." mockup

"Don't tell me we're eating Paleo again."

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"You'll find that as a restaurateur I've worked hard to showcase the finest in organic and free range ingredients that have been harvested and prepared in authentic and traditional ways."

"You'll find that as a restaurateur I've worked hard to showcase the finest in organic and free range ingredients that have been harvested and prepared in authentic and traditional ways."

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"Don't bother gathering carbs for me, I'm on the Paleo diet."

"Don't bother gathering carbs for me, I'm on the Paleo diet." mockup

"Don't bother gathering carbs for me, I'm on the Paleo diet."

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Prehistoric Peeps: Even the 'Derby' had its primeval counterpart.

Prehistoric Peeps: Even the 'Derby' had its primeval counterpart. mockup

Prehistoric Peeps: Even the 'Derby' had its primeval counterpart.

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The Steakosaurus

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"Here we go again, every 30,000 years or so this Paleo diet becomes a fad."

"Here we go again, every 30,000 years or so this Paleo diet becomes a fad." mockup

"Here we go again, every 30,000 years or so this Paleo diet becomes a fad."

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"I assume you're on the paleo diet." mockup

"I assume you're on the paleo diet."

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"Cheer up, grod, these are the good old days."

"Cheer up, grod, these are the good old days." mockup

"Cheer up, grod, these are the good old days."

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"Frankly, dear, I think you've been on this paleo diet much too long!"

"Frankly, dear, I think you've been on this paleo diet much too long!" mockup

"Frankly, dear, I think you've been on this paleo diet much too long!"

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"Late Jurassic is so Retro..."

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'Don't look now, but here comes some natural selection.'

'Don't look now, but here comes some natural selection.' mockup

'Don't look now, but here comes some natural selection.'

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"I'm following the paleo diet. Not that there's much choice, of course."

"I'm following the paleo diet. Not that there's much choice, of course." mockup

"I'm following the paleo diet. Not that there's much choice, of course."

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'...and they were carnivorous.'

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'Oh-oh -- I think I've invented writer's block!'

'Oh-oh -- I think I've invented writer's block!' mockup

'Oh-oh -- I think I've invented writer's block!'

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"Listen Matt, me and the boys think you might be overdoing this Paleo diet thing!"

"Listen Matt, me and the boys think you might be overdoing this Paleo diet thing!" mockup

"Listen Matt, me and the boys think you might be overdoing this Paleo diet thing!"

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'I don't like to complain, but I'm getting a little tired of crudités.'

'I don't like to complain, but I'm getting a little tired of crudités.' mockup

'I don't like to complain, but I'm getting a little tired of crudités.'

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"This is going to ruin my ratio of protein to vegetables."

"This is going to ruin my ratio of protein to vegetables." mockup

"This is going to ruin my ratio of protein to vegetables."

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"I'm leaning towards the health benefits of becoming a vegetarian."

"I'm leaning towards the health benefits of becoming a vegetarian." mockup

"I'm leaning towards the health benefits of becoming a vegetarian."

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"I kid you not, these "Mammals" do not lay eggs but give birth to live young: Now, that's weird evolution if you ask me..."

"I kid you not, these "Mammals" do not lay eggs but give birth to live young: Now, that's weird evolution if you ask me..." mockup

"I kid you not, these "Mammals" do not lay eggs but give birth to live young: Now, that's weird evolution if you ask me..."

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Paleo-to-go

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'Gronk head broke, and Oog have CLUB!' mockup

'Gronk head broke, and Oog have CLUB!'

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'First of all, he can't live on sunflower seeds alone!'

'First of all, he can't live on sunflower seeds alone!' mockup

'First of all, he can't live on sunflower seeds alone!'

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"Why can’t you invent a changing table?"

"Why can’t you invent a changing table?" mockup

"Why can’t you invent a changing table?"

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'Don't worry! They're vegetarian!' mockup

'Don't worry! They're vegetarian!'

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'Pterodatyl? Everything tastes like Pterodatyl to you!'

'Pterodatyl? Everything tastes like Pterodatyl to you!' mockup

'Pterodatyl? Everything tastes like Pterodatyl to you!'

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'You have to admit, we do have a strange reproduction strategy.'

'You have to admit, we do have a strange reproduction strategy.' mockup

'You have to admit, we do have a strange reproduction strategy.'

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What to serve to meet most dietary restrictions

What to serve to meet most dietary restrictions mockup

What to serve to meet most dietary restrictions

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'Are you SURE they're a good source of potassium?'

'Are you SURE they're a good source of potassium?' mockup

'Are you SURE they're a good source of potassium?'

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"This paleo diet is a lot of work. Maybe we should eat grains."

"This paleo diet is a lot of work. Maybe we should eat grains." mockup

"This paleo diet is a lot of work. Maybe we should eat grains."

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"That guy."

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"He's on the paleo diet."

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'Man's first, best friend'

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Paleo Pal T-Shirts Collection

Paleo Pal Mugs

Explore our collection of paleo-themed mugs—perfect for gifting your paleo pal a daily reminder of their healthy lifestyle with a humorous twist.

Paleo Pal Pillows

Discover comfy pillows with clever paleo slogans—great for adding personality and humor to your friend’s home decor.

Paleo Pal Prints

Decorate with our fun and stylish paleo lifestyle prints, perfect for gifting your paleo enthusiast a touch of humor and inspiration in their space.