Paleo Pal Mugs

'This is the largest land predator that ever existed -- I may need a little help.'

"At first glance this diet might seem boring but then you realize there are actually seven varieties of kale!"

"Where do we put Desserts?"

"Don't tell me we're eating Paleo again."

Prehistoric Peeps: Even the 'Derby' had its primeval counterpart.

"You'll find that as a restaurateur I've worked hard to showcase the finest in organic and free range ingredients that have been harvested and prepared in authentic and traditional ways."

"Don't bother gathering carbs for me, I'm on the Paleo diet."

The Steakosaurus

"Here we go again, every 30,000 years or so this Paleo diet becomes a fad."

"Cheer up, grod, these are the good old days."

"I assume you're on the paleo diet."

"Frankly, dear, I think you've been on this paleo diet much too long!"

"Late Jurassic is so Retro..."

"I'm following the paleo diet. Not that there's much choice, of course."

'Oh-oh -- I think I've invented writer's block!'

'...and they were carnivorous.'

'Don't look now, but here comes some natural selection.'

"Listen Matt, me and the boys think you might be overdoing this Paleo diet thing!"

"I'm leaning towards the health benefits of becoming a vegetarian."

"I kid you not, these "Mammals" do not lay eggs but give birth to live young: Now, that's weird evolution if you ask me..."

"This is going to ruin my ratio of protein to vegetables."

Paleo-to-go

'I don't like to complain, but I'm getting a little tired of crudités.'

'Pterodatyl? Everything tastes like Pterodatyl to you!'

"Why can’t you invent a changing table?"

"I think it's time we define the practical limits of your Paleo diet."

'Don't worry! They're vegetarian!'

What to serve to meet most dietary restrictions

'First of all, he can't live on sunflower seeds alone!'

'Gronk head broke, and Oog have CLUB!'

'You have to admit, we do have a strange reproduction strategy.'

'Are you SURE they're a good source of potassium?'

"This paleo diet is a lot of work. Maybe we should eat grains."

"That guy."

"This is where we run into problems with portion control."