Paleo Practitioner Mugs

'Going off the Caveman diet?'

"I call it the 'paleo' diet!"

"Where do we put Desserts?"

"Don't tell me we're eating Paleo again."

"At first glance this diet might seem boring but then you realize there are actually seven varieties of kale!"

"Don't bother gathering carbs for me, I'm on the Paleo diet."

Prehistoric Peeps: Even the 'Derby' had its primeval counterpart.

"You'll find that as a restaurateur I've worked hard to showcase the finest in organic and free range ingredients that have been harvested and prepared in authentic and traditional ways."

The Steakosaurus

"Here we go again, every 30,000 years or so this Paleo diet becomes a fad."

"Cheer up, grod, these are the good old days."

"I assume you're on the paleo diet."

"Frankly, dear, I think you've been on this paleo diet much too long!"

'Try slicing the bread, Brian!'

'...and they were carnivorous.'

"I'm following the paleo diet. Not that there's much choice, of course."

'Don't look now, but here comes some natural selection.'

"Listen Matt, me and the boys think you might be overdoing this Paleo diet thing!"

"I kid you not, these "Mammals" do not lay eggs but give birth to live young: Now, that's weird evolution if you ask me..."

"You really like this place, don't you, Harry?"

Uh-oh, They're evolving!

"This is going to ruin my ratio of protein to vegetables."

Paleo-to-go

'You know, I just got a sudden yen for nuts and berries.'

'I don't like to complain, but I'm getting a little tired of crudités.'

'Pterodatyl? Everything tastes like Pterodatyl to you!'

"I think it's time we define the practical limits of your Paleo diet."

What to serve to meet most dietary restrictions

'First of all, he can't live on sunflower seeds alone!'

'I'm working on a book that will blow the lid off the paleolithic era!'

'You have to admit, we do have a strange reproduction strategy.'

"This paleo diet is a lot of work. Maybe we should eat grains."

"Wait! Is it gluten-free?"

'Are you SURE they're a good source of potassium?'

'Man's first, best friend'