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'Pterodatyl? Everything tastes like Pterodatyl to you!'

"Where do we put Desserts?"

"Don't tell me we're eating Paleo again."

"At first glance this diet might seem boring but then you realize there are actually seven varieties of kale!"

Prehistoric Peeps: Even the 'Derby' had its primeval counterpart.

"You'll find that as a restaurateur I've worked hard to showcase the finest in organic and free range ingredients that have been harvested and prepared in authentic and traditional ways."

The Steakosaurus

"Here we go again, every 30,000 years or so this Paleo diet becomes a fad."

"Cheer up, grod, these are the good old days."

"I assume you're on the paleo diet."

"Frankly, dear, I think you've been on this paleo diet much too long!"

Evolution disruptor: The selfie stick. The reason why T-Rex's arms never evolved.

'Oh-oh -- I think I've invented writer's block!'

'...and they were carnivorous.'

"I'm following the paleo diet. Not that there's much choice, of course."

'Don't look now, but here comes some natural selection.'

Dinosaurs of the Palindromic Era.

"Listen Matt, me and the boys think you might be overdoing this Paleo diet thing!"

"I kid you not, these "Mammals" do not lay eggs but give birth to live young: Now, that's weird evolution if you ask me..."

"This is going to ruin my ratio of protein to vegetables."

'You know, I just got a sudden yen for nuts and berries.'

"I'm leaning towards the health benefits of becoming a vegetarian."

Paleo-to-go

'I don't like to complain, but I'm getting a little tired of crudités.'

Historians think that dogs first became domesticated in the Stone Age.

"Why can’t you invent a changing table?"

'First of all, he can't live on sunflower seeds alone!'

'Don't worry! They're vegetarian!'

'I don't know what it is but those tusks would make beautiful knife handles.'

'You have to admit, we do have a strange reproduction strategy.'

'Are you SURE they're a good source of potassium?'

"This paleo diet is a lot of work. Maybe we should eat grains."

"That guy."

"He's on the paleo diet."

"Say - MacDonald there has a good idea."