Polo Enthusiasts Gifts

"Polo was a lot more fun before the animal rights people got involved!"

"Don't tell me we're eating Paleo again."

Laptop Dancing.

'Wow! That's got to be some sort of record!'

'Where's my horse?'

Polo player on an inflatable horse.

"It is called A Night to Remember. It portrays a ritual mating dance from the early 21st-century."

'I want to be a professional Polo player too when I grow up...Can I have your autograph please?'

'I want to be a professional Polo player too when I grow up... Can I have your autograph please?'

Polo pony

Mutant Mootunes - Pete Poodle Pants

Paleo-to-go

Training Polo Ponies

Polo and Croquet player battle for the ball.

"It's a polo pony"

"We're running behind schedule, we haven't even left the North Pole yet."

Showjumping for the Royals with football fan in background

Pole Dancing Every Night: 'It's one of the perks of being a weights and measures inspector.'

'That's right kiddo, kings, queens, emperors, sultans and maharajas! I mingled with them all...'

'Dressage? But Son, what about something more virile like Rodeo or Polo?'

"This paleo diet is a lot of work. Maybe we should eat grains."

"This is where we run into problems with portion control."

'This is just the warm up.'

Nothing but snow and ice for 1500 miles -- how does he DO it?

Erotica

"You know what? This new fashion for bare midriffs looks pretty awful on some humans..."

The Pole Jumper.

North Pole Dances

'They shouldn't allow polo players on the fairways.'

COWS: Cow pole dancing

Horse polo player followed by player with long pooper scooper.

Dogs that Resemble their Owners?

'The bar's gone up to six foot six.'

'Well, unfortunately, I don't really 'play' polo: My rider never lets me hit the ball...'

"I played polo in college."