Polo Fanatic Gifts

'That injury weakened your arm. Using this mallet should take car of that problem.'

Laptop Dancing.

"I just cleaned that glass! How can it already be covered in nose prints?!"

Prehistoric Peeps: Even the 'Derby' had its primeval counterpart.

'Where's my horse?'

"Here we go again, every 30,000 years or so this Paleo diet becomes a fad."

"I assume you're on the paleo diet."

Polo player on an inflatable horse.

Room-mate Homicides Waiting to Happen. . .

"A poodle? It's sort of a dog with an afro."

"It is called A Night to Remember. It portrays a ritual mating dance from the early 21st-century."

'I want to be a professional Polo player too when I grow up... Can I have your autograph please?'

'I want to be a professional Polo player too when I grow up...Can I have your autograph please?'

"I'm about ready to forgive the French."

'...and they were carnivorous.'

"I kid you not, these "Mammals" do not lay eggs but give birth to live young: Now, that's weird evolution if you ask me..."

Polo and Croquet player battle for the ball.

Training Polo Ponies

'At least when they shear you, they finish the job... Look at me! I look ridiculous...'

If Dogs Made Perfume

"It's a polo pony"

"Do you know Jackson Pollock?"

'That's right kiddo, kings, queens, emperors, sultans and maharajas! I mingled with them all...'

'You have to admit, we do have a strange reproduction strategy.'

Showjumping for the Royals with football fan in background

"We're running behind schedule, we haven't even left the North Pole yet."

Pole Dancing Every Night: 'It's one of the perks of being a weights and measures inspector.'

Crab pinches a water polo goalkeeper

'Dressage? But Son, what about something more virile like Rodeo or Polo?'

The Pole Jumper.

'Worth a try, but I'm sorry to say the results are not very impressive...'

'Man's first, best friend'

'This is just the warm up.'

Erotica