Polo Fan Gifts

'Well, unfortunately, I don't really 'play' polo: My rider never lets me hit the ball...'

'That's right kiddo, kings, queens, emperors, sultans and maharajas! I mingled with them all...'

Two women wearing identical dresses head toward exchange window at department store.

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozak.

Prehistoric Peeps: Even the 'Derby' had its primeval counterpart.

Cupid misses his shot.

'Where's my horse?'

"Here we go again, every 30,000 years or so this Paleo diet becomes a fad."

Office supplies - Notebooks, memo pads and rap sheets.

Polo player on an inflatable horse.

"I assume you're on the paleo diet."

"A poodle? It's sort of a dog with an afro."

'You've got swine flu and I think it's begun to mutate.'

Snacks. Food. Drinks. Win! Play! LOTTO here! I changed my name to "Lottery Ticket" and hang out here. It's a great place to get scratched!

'I want to be a professional Polo player too when I grow up... Can I have your autograph please?'

'I want to be a professional Polo player too when I grow up...Can I have your autograph please?'

Polo pony

"I'm about ready to forgive the French."

"Vote the Raven: 'Never Trump!'"

To keep cool in the summer, Victor installed a whole-house flan.

'...and they were carnivorous.'

If Dogs Made Perfume

Sir Isaac Newton discovers even more gravity.

Ed Sheeran.

"Father Michael has a wicked sense of humour."

"I kind of miss the pendulum."

Training Polo Ponies

'Satchel, I have a hunch...'

"Muroski, I said we need a couple more POKER players..."

'At least when they shear you, they finish the job... Look at me! I look ridiculous...'

Polo and Croquet player battle for the ball.

"It's a polo pony"

'I don't think much of the punchline.'

'One shot of this and you won't know a thing. Too late. He doesn't know a thing now.'

'You have to admit, we do have a strange reproduction strategy.'