Polo Golfer Pillows

'Where's my horse?'

A Symphony of Penguins

Golf lessons

'Not that slowly back...'

Golf Hole at bottom of lake.

'I don't care if you do need practice hitting out of the sand. The cat needs her litter box!'

Polo player on an inflatable horse.

'Don't move.'

'I wonder why my master never makes it into the Master's Tournament?'

"On the weekend I finally beat the club pro...so I don't need you anymore!"

The Uncle Vinnie Insomnia Open

Man in artic weather playing sport with snow balls

'On to the office again?' - 'No, my pro.'

'I want to be a professional Polo player too when I grow up...Can I have your autograph please?'

'I want to be a professional Polo player too when I grow up... Can I have your autograph please?'

'On this hole you don't drive, just putt.'

Golf

"Duh!"

The pre-frenzy huddle.

Global warming.

Polo and Croquet player battle for the ball.

Training Polo Ponies

'Great putt. Lucky I hit the pin.'

"It's a polo pony"

'So if it goes to the right it's a slice, to the left it's a hook...and down the center.'

"He,he!. . . Some guy on the ninth hole is going crazy looking for this!"

"A preliminary census report indicates that for the first time in our nation's history female anthropologists out-number male professional golfers."

'That's right kiddo, kings, queens, emperors, sultans and maharajas! I mingled with them all...'

Showjumping for the Royals with football fan in background

TOLD YOU TO TAKE LESSONS FROM GOLF PRO

King of the Swingers.