Polka Lover Pillows

"No sir, we do not have beer here."

Two women wearing identical dresses head toward exchange window at department store.

Night of the Latkes

"They look like pickles."

Tina Turner

'Well, that's just great...you can part the Red Sea, but you can't open a jar of pickles for me!'

'No fair. Someone ate the popsicle off the stick.'

Sometimes it's easy to see if a swamp creature is on vacation.

Curtsey

'Pigs feet, sir? 'ARE THEY PICKLED?'

Jack and the Snowman.

Room-mate Homicides Waiting to Happen. . .

Hanley Fabric Co., Polly-Esther

"To be honest, I'm a little surprised the dating service matched us up."

Louis Antoine Jullien

Welcome back to CNM. We've got major news to tell you about: The sky is falling. To tell you about it, we're going live to Denver and our very own Mary Popmedia. Mary, tell the viewers what's happening. I'm standing downtown. As you can see, the horizon is quite overcast, the air brisk, the masses beginning to huddle. And here it comes. The year's first snowflake! Temperatures falling, frozen rain, sleet, ice road, more snow, possible blinding flurries, slippery deadly madness and possible death

"Muroski, I said we need a couple more POKER players..."

Bike with Tag Along

It's not a tongue depressor, it's a used popsicle stick. If you can name the flavor, your taste buds pass the test.

Sailors of the Early 1700's often mistook the manatee for a beautiful mermaid...

'CD's: Manufactured pop groups as seen on tv!'

You gonna eat your pickle?

"Dress code?"

'That's right kiddo, kings, queens, emperors, sultans and maharajas! I mingled with them all...'

'I know we're on planet earth but what planet are you on?'

'Sorry, you're not sadistic enough to be a P.E. teacher!'

'Trainspotters'

"I love it!"

"I'm afraid you've got a serious case of polka dots."

'What the heck ever happened to all the great polka bands.'

Dot hogs.

"I'm not big on prescription sleep aids. Have you tried poppies?"

Girl looking in mirror

Brian May.

'Are you crazy? Don't throw the paddle-pop stick out! That's the best part...'