Polka Aficionado Pillows

"Muroski, I said we need a couple more POKER players..."

'We like the occasional drink on the patio.'

George Michael

"Buy a man a six-pack, he drinks for a day. Teach him to brew, he drinks all his life."

'Your husband? He's just leaving...'

Al, why is my goldfish zigzagging? Perhaps sharing my beer with him was a case of misplaced generosity on my part.

"Jack Daniels-in-a-box"

'Excuse me Ma'am, do you mind if I smoke?'

'The way I see it, drinking is its own reward.'

'Okay then, what's the price break on TWENTY drinks?'

"There are no such things as problems, only opportunities."

A Snowman falls down drunk outside a bar.

Wine Tasting and Wine Guzzling

"Just play the hit single, then you can do the experimental track."

Elton John

"I'm sure you've heard of foodies - he's a drinkie."

'... And your wife says; don't bother looking for the key to the drinks cabinet, because she's hidden it where you'll never find it.'

'I got fired, Amy... I hate it when that happens!'

Sometimes it's easy to see if a swamp creature is on vacation.

Martini Lovers

Curtsey

The truth about the expulsion from paradise. . .

Justin Timberlake

Wine Talking

'We are now entering sombre hour, happy hour has finished.'

"I'm surprised at you, Ted. You know we're not allowed to serve alcoholic beverages to dogs."

"I found an old photo of us, when we were punk rockers... Didn't we look ridiculous?"

Michael Jackson: The thriller of entertainment.

'Good dog.'

Beer/Wine/Spirits.

'My programmer doesn't understand me.'

"A high forhead can often be a sign that they've stolen a really big brain."

'It's funny - I'm a Bourbon, but I've always preferred Scotch.'

Room-mate Homicides Waiting to Happen. . .

"Don't feel bad. The rest of us can't hold our liquor either."