Polka Aficionado Gifts

'We like the occasional drink on the patio.'

"Buy a man a six-pack, he drinks for a day. Teach him to brew, he drinks all his life."

'Your husband? He's just leaving...'

"Jack Daniels-in-a-box"

'Excuse me Ma'am, do you mind if I smoke?'

'Okay then, what's the price break on TWENTY drinks?'

'The way I see it, drinking is its own reward.'

Wine Tasting and Wine Guzzling

A Snowman falls down drunk outside a bar.

"There are no such things as problems, only opportunities."

'... And your wife says; don't bother looking for the key to the drinks cabinet, because she's hidden it where you'll never find it.'

Sometimes it's easy to see if a swamp creature is on vacation.

'I got fired, Amy... I hate it when that happens!'

"Just play the hit single, then you can do the experimental track."

"I'm sure you've heard of foodies - he's a drinkie."

Martini Lovers

Curtsey

"I found an old photo of us, when we were punk rockers... Didn't we look ridiculous?"

Wine Talking

The truth about the expulsion from paradise. . .

'Good dog.'

"I'm surprised at you, Ted. You know we're not allowed to serve alcoholic beverages to dogs."

'We are now entering sombre hour, happy hour has finished.'

Beer/Wine/Spirits.

'It's funny - I'm a Bourbon, but I've always preferred Scotch.'

"A high forhead can often be a sign that they've stolen a really big brain."

Executive grows martinis in his garden.

'My programmer doesn't understand me.'

Room-mate Homicides Waiting to Happen. . .