Polka Gifts

"To be perfectly honest, Pete, I'm not sure it's Clear Channel that's holding us back."

Louis Antoine Jullien

Jurassic Parking Lot

Two women wearing identical dresses head toward exchange window at department store.

"I just cleaned that glass! How can it already be covered in nose prints?!"

Sometimes it's easy to see if a swamp creature is on vacation.

Curtsey

'Where's my horse?'

A car's soul escapes as it expires at the meter.

"She may be awhile. Her mother's helping her park."

Polo player on an inflatable horse.

Astronaut: Pay and Display Only

Joe's Gym: 'Can anyone here open this jar of pickles!?'

Room-mate Homicides Waiting to Happen. . .

'Sorry, pastor, your soul's grace period is eternity, your car's is six minutes.'

'I want to be a professional Polo player too when I grow up... Can I have your autograph please?'

'I want to be a professional Polo player too when I grow up...Can I have your autograph please?'

Polo pony

"Harry, you're wrong on every level."

Training Polo Ponies

Adjunct educator substitute teacher.

'Franks, hamburgers, French fries, clams?'

"Muroski, I said we need a couple more POKER players..."

"No sir, we do not have beer here."

Drive-Thru Fondue

'You're a fiend, you are, Hardcastle.'

Polo and Croquet player battle for the ball.

"It's a polo pony"

'I should've known better thank to park my car anywhere near where you dock your boat.'

Showjumping for the Royals with football fan in background

"As an attorney half my time is spent in court. The rest is evenly split between sitting at my computer and looking for parking."

The zombies were halfway across the living room when they noticed that 'Friends' was on.

"Time capsule 1994"

"Do you know Jackson Pollock?"

"I'm afraid the news isn't good - your parking ticket expired a week ago!"