"No sir, we do not have beer here."
Polka Lover Gifts
Are you a true polka dot aficionado? Find creative and amusing products that showcase your passion with fun designs on mugs, t-shirts, pillows, and prints. Perfect for adding a playful touch to your daily life or as a spot-on gift for fellow polka lovers, these items are sure to brighten any collection with their lively patterns and wit.
Two women wearing identical dresses head toward exchange window at department store.
Night of the Latkes
"They look like pickles."
Tina Turner
'Well, that's just great...you can part the Red Sea, but you can't open a jar of pickles for me!'
'No fair. Someone ate the popsicle off the stick.'
Sometimes it's easy to see if a swamp creature is on vacation.
Curtsey
'Pigs feet, sir? 'ARE THEY PICKLED?'
Jack and the Snowman.
Room-mate Homicides Waiting to Happen. . .
Hanley Fabric Co., Polly-Esther
"To be honest, I'm a little surprised the dating service matched us up."
Louis Antoine Jullien
Welcome back to CNM. We've got major news to tell you about: The sky is falling. To tell you about it, we're going live to Denver and our very own Mary Popmedia. Mary, tell the viewers what's happening. I'm standing downtown. As you can see, the horizon is quite overcast, the air brisk, the masses beginning to huddle. And here it comes. The year's first snowflake! Temperatures falling, frozen rain, sleet, ice road, more snow, possible blinding flurries, slippery deadly madness and possible death
"Muroski, I said we need a couple more POKER players..."
Bike with Tag Along
It's not a tongue depressor, it's a used popsicle stick. If you can name the flavor, your taste buds pass the test.
Sailors of the Early 1700's often mistook the manatee for a beautiful mermaid...
'CD's: Manufactured pop groups as seen on tv!'
You gonna eat your pickle?
"Dress code?"
'That's right kiddo, kings, queens, emperors, sultans and maharajas! I mingled with them all...'
'I know we're on planet earth but what planet are you on?'
'Sorry, you're not sadistic enough to be a P.E. teacher!'
'Trainspotters'
"I love it!"
"I'm afraid you've got a serious case of polka dots."
'What the heck ever happened to all the great polka bands.'
Dot hogs.
"I'm not big on prescription sleep aids. Have you tried poppies?"
Girl looking in mirror
Brian May.
'Are you crazy? Don't throw the paddle-pop stick out! That's the best part...'
Polka Lover Gifts Collection
Polka Lover Mugs
Explore our collection of polka lover mugs and start every morning with a touch of dotted delight—perfect for coffee or tea lovers alike.
Polka Lover Pillows
Wrap yourself in comfort with pillows featuring lively polka dot designs that add a cheerful vibe to any room.
Polka Lover Prints
Brighten your walls with art prints celebrating polka dots—an artistic homage to this beloved pattern.
Polka Lover T-Shirts
Discover stylish polka lover t-shirts that let you wear your passion for playful patterns with pride and personality.