Bark-tastic Polka Fan Gifts

'He loves his polka bark-along.'

Two women wearing identical dresses head toward exchange window at department store.

The Main Types of Cheese

"So which one of you pesky dogs stole the last cookie from the bottom of the jar?"

Room-mate Homicides Waiting to Happen. . .

Artist paints nude model with Etch-a-Sketch.

Louis Antoine Jullien

Dog barks at himself in a mirror.

Family wearing shin guards to protect against the kid in a play car.

"No sir, we do not have beer here."

"There's always one kid that spoils the class picture."

Snowman in front of IRS wears barrel

A cleaner in a cinema

'That's right kiddo, kings, queens, emperors, sultans and maharajas! I mingled with them all...'

'Trainspotters'

'Not that we don't appreciate the popcorn, but how about something low-carb next time?'

New Seekers, New Danger, "I'd like to teach the world to sing..."

"These high fiber popsicles is just a box of sticks!"

"Tag. . . you're it!"

Snowman horror.

"He finds that incessant barking eases the shame of being man's best friend!"

Dot hogs.

'What the heck ever happened to all the great polka bands.'

Learning the Polka

'Well, unfortunately, I don't really 'play' polo: My rider never lets me hit the ball...'

World series of Polka.

"Seniors again. Grabbed an armful of polka CDs and just waltzed right out."

"To be perfectly honest, Pete, I'm not sure it's Clear Channel that's holding us back."

Rap Dancing Snake: 'Recently she only dances to Lawrence Welk's Polak Music.'

Polka Dots

'Why pay big bucks for a DJ or band for our wedding reception, when Erwin here will play his favurite polka hits on his accordian for some beer?'

Manners and Customs of the English - The Polka