Bark Fan Gifts

Dog barks at himself in a mirror.

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

'Hold on just a few more minutes. I want mine medium well.'

'I know he doesn't like this house, but he'll just have to get used to it.'

A bear is sat on an armchair with old man slippers.

No Soliciting

'We can't go on meeting like this'.

"Let's break the record for non-stop deranged barking."

Dog Obedience School: 'I think we're going to have our work cut out with this one.'

"Heads or tails?"

'Shakespeare, what do you say we write a comedy?'

"This tea isn't helping – I'm taking a gummy."

"You and your daft inventions."

'Don't make such a fuss woman, he's only a puppy!'

Dogs Must Be On A Leash.

'Oh, it is so totally on, now!'

Doggie door in The Pearly Gates.

Should I bark? Flow chart for dogs

'I had no idea there were so many types of dog treats.'

Tonight 'Richard III' a new play by William Shakespeare.

'Why can't you collect shells like the other kids?'

"Can you teach me to really bark? I only seem to be able to yap..."

Dog enjoying a sniffathon.

"Thanks for your concern, and yes, I'm a rescue dog, but that's my actual job title: I rescue people..."

"He sounds authentic. That gets my vote."

"Sir, our hood ornament is slowing us down."

A day in the life of a dog.

"It's always so loud during yappy hour."

'Sticky nuts...' "Umm nice nuts but not as sticky as us buns!!"

'Actually, mine is a useless hunter, but we both love wandering idly in the woods...'

"What do you mean, 'Climate change is not just humbug?'"

"My dog always knows when it's about to rain."

Excess Baggage: If your vacation plans include 'Getting Back to Nature' be careful what you wish for.

A Fork-lift.