Bark Fan Gifts

Dog barks at himself in a mirror.

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

"My dad says we eat honey 'cause it has lots of vitamin Bee."

'Hold on just a few more minutes. I want mine medium well.'

'I know he doesn't like this house, but he'll just have to get used to it.'

No Soliciting

'We can't go on meeting like this'.

A bear is sat on an armchair with old man slippers.

"Let's break the record for non-stop deranged barking."

Dog Obedience School: 'I think we're going to have our work cut out with this one.'

"Heads or tails?"

'Shakespeare, what do you say we write a comedy?'

Dogs Must Be On A Leash.

'Don't make such a fuss woman, he's only a puppy!'

"This tea isn't helping – I'm taking a gummy."

"You and your daft inventions."

'Oh, it is so totally on, now!'

Doggie door in The Pearly Gates.

Should I bark? Flow chart for dogs

'I had no idea there were so many types of dog treats.'

Tonight 'Richard III' a new play by William Shakespeare.

Dog enjoying a sniffathon.

'Why can't you collect shells like the other kids?'

"Can you teach me to really bark? I only seem to be able to yap..."

"Thanks for your concern, and yes, I'm a rescue dog, but that's my actual job title: I rescue people..."

"Sir, our hood ornament is slowing us down."

"He sounds authentic. That gets my vote."

"It's always so loud during yappy hour."

A day in the life of a dog.

'Sticky nuts...' "Umm nice nuts but not as sticky as us buns!!"

'Actually, mine is a useless hunter, but we both love wandering idly in the woods...'

Excess Baggage: If your vacation plans include 'Getting Back to Nature' be careful what you wish for.

Atomic Bear: Part 2

"What do you mean, 'Climate change is not just humbug?'"

"My dog always knows when it's about to rain."