Barking Translation Fan Gifts

Dogs Must Be On A Leash.

Barks in code.

"There's really not much to obedience school. Just listen up and do what they say."

"I'm not growling, it's my stomach rumbling!"

"Bark bark bark bark bark" "Fwd: bark bark bark bark bark" "Fwd: fwd: bark bark bark bark bark" "Fwd: fwd: fwd: bark bark bark bark"

"Ever feel like even when you're barking at something you're still barking at nothing?"

'Arf! Arf!'

"My owner is teaching me to think before barking, which gave Federal Express plenty of time to clobber me."

'Can you give him something to relax his jaws?'

'Cat job interviews.'

Dog phrenology

'Sure, he acts like he's into you now, but, trust me...he's only interested in one thing.'

"Bet she says 'moo' before she says 'oink'."

Ordering Food At A French Restaurant.

Dog in therapy.

'Wow, it's busy...I hope we can find a barking spot!'

GARDU VIN! (BEWARE!). Clown sees several pies to beware of.

"She introduces herself as Drosophila Melanogaster, but everyone knows she's just a common fruit fly."

Dog

"Say something like 'Bow-wow' or 'Arf-arf' and you'll really break them up."

Dog Dictionary: ARF bow-wow woof.

'Let me put this in dog terms: Woof! Woof! Bark! Bark! Bow-wow-wow!'

Select a song: Another Dog Barking. Lots of Other Dogs Barking. Howling. Siren. Doorbell. Dog Karaoke.

If Peter had only interpreted Jesus' words literally...

Dog-English dictionary.

Dog barks at himself in a mirror.

"Can you recommend a good exercise program?"

"Sorry to disturb you, Ma'am, but we've had some reports of a dog barking."

"The 'yip yip yip' is mine. Stick to your 'woof woof woof.'"

Bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark. The Dog's Muse.

"Carpe the per diem."

'Stop barking, Winston!'

"Dogs not only look like their owners, they sound like them too."

Out Of Order

'Honey, I think it's cute that grumpy sings along with universal idols.'