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If Peter had only interpreted Jesus' words literally...

"He's sworn never to say Boudicca, ShrOwsbury, whoM, or narrative."

"Nous somme desir-eh, go, er, allez, erm, universitaire français, s'il vous plait."

'Cat job interviews.'

Dogs Must Be On A Leash.

Danth battle?

"That's not what I meant by changing gear, Mrs.Robinson!"

Ordering Food At A French Restaurant.

"Drinking improves my vodkabulary."

"You're 30 now. Where do you see yourself in five years?" "Thirty five."

"My doctor said I have 'a reptile dysfunction.'"

'Kindly explain to His Majesty that I didn't mean 'nincompoop' in the pejorative sense.'

(Gallerie Martorelli) (Art-Babble spoken here)

GARDU VIN! (BEWARE!). Clown sees several pies to beware of.

Correct Spelling Lane.

'She's got a speech impediment.'

"She introduces herself as Drosophila Melanogaster, but everyone knows she's just a common fruit fly."

Things we rarely hear: Bow...er...wow...er..um...woof/like tweet, I mean, y'know, tweet/whatchamacallit moo...

"And look sir - here's another interesting derivative of that phrase..."

"Can you recommend a good exercise program?"

'Say '1' to hear the ocean in English. Decir '2' a oir el ocean en Espanol.'

'You mean to ssssay we have sssspeach imedimentssss?'

'On the paupiettes de boeuf a la hongroise, which part is the hongroise?'

"Carpe the per diem."

Wordplay: False Alarm - 'Only Kidding!'

'Look, I didn't know they had salad bars on these flights...'

Edward Fitzgerald.

Inn and Outt.

"Jacques, some of us don't care whether 'water' is masculine or feminine."

Jean Chrétien: I don't speak good English, but I French very well!

Free Online Quechua to English Translator...

"KJV, NIV, ESV, NKJV, how about just God's word."

'Is everything O.K.?'

A Yankee in Dixie: 'What in blue blazes is a 'tunerfish' sam' wich?'

Castaway can't remembers how to write S.O.S.