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"He's sworn never to say Boudicca, ShrOwsbury, whoM, or narrative."

"Nous somme desir-eh, go, er, allez, erm, universitaire français, s'il vous plait."

'Cat job interviews.'

Dogs Must Be On A Leash.

Danth battle?

"That's not what I meant by changing gear, Mrs.Robinson!"

"Drinking improves my vodkabulary."

Ordering Food At A French Restaurant.

"You're 30 now. Where do you see yourself in five years?" "Thirty five."

"My doctor said I have 'a reptile dysfunction.'"

GARDU VIN! (BEWARE!). Clown sees several pies to beware of.

Correct Spelling Lane.

'Kindly explain to His Majesty that I didn't mean 'nincompoop' in the pejorative sense.'

(Gallerie Martorelli) (Art-Babble spoken here)

"She introduces herself as Drosophila Melanogaster, but everyone knows she's just a common fruit fly."

'She's got a speech impediment.'

Things we rarely hear: Bow...er...wow...er..um...woof/like tweet, I mean, y'know, tweet/whatchamacallit moo...

"And look sir - here's another interesting derivative of that phrase..."

'On the paupiettes de boeuf a la hongroise, which part is the hongroise?'

"Can you recommend a good exercise program?"

'Say '1' to hear the ocean in English. Decir '2' a oir el ocean en Espanol.'

'You mean to ssssay we have sssspeach imedimentssss?'

"Carpe the per diem."

Wordplay: False Alarm - 'Only Kidding!'

Edward Fitzgerald.

'Look, I didn't know they had salad bars on these flights...'

Inn and Outt.

"Jacques, some of us don't care whether 'water' is masculine or feminine."

Free Online Quechua to English Translator...

"Did you call me Madam?"

Castaway can't remembers how to write S.O.S.

'Is everything O.K.?'

A Yankee in Dixie: 'What in blue blazes is a 'tunerfish' sam' wich?'

Jean Chrétien: I don't speak good English, but I French very well!

"KJV, NIV, ESV, NKJV, how about just God's word."