Translation Humor Enthusiast Pillows

'On the paupiettes de boeuf a la hongroise, which part is the hongroise?'

"Monsieur, si vous plaît. I'm sure I ordered the fusilli and not the Fusilier."

A Copy Editor and His Dog

"Hang on. Mommy's just checking to see if she's still relevant to the outside world."

"I’ve heard of them barking at the moon, but never scatting at the sun."

'When we all get together, we sure are vulgar.'

Vegan Restaurant: ''amburgers! Sausages! RISSOLES!'

"I'm glad you think it's funny."

No, that's "Virginia Wolf" with one "o."

"Monsieur has just ordered a vasectomy..."

"It's your husband, Mrs. Thompson. He's come unraveled again."

Internet Shoplifting

"We don't have knock-knock jokes on Christmas."

If Peter had only interpreted Jesus' words literally...

How to create a brilliant cartoon

"Pansexual"

Spam.

"What?"

"Hey how do you spell Abominable?"

Les Bons Bourgeois - Returning home between 11 o'clock and midnight

Board on Baby

'Say '1' to hear the ocean in English. Decir '2' a oir el ocean en Espanol.'

'Well you know the old saying... if you can't beat 'em you can always google someone who can.'

Amateur Spam.

'I could murder a pint!'

Focus group

"Everytime he sticks his finger down his throat, he tells a joke."

"Everything I see looks like a website captcha. I'm either having vision problems, or I'm spending too much time online."

Download Hot Pics: Leda and the Swan.

'Hmm, you assistant is over here.'

Thirteen states sounds so unlucky --- Are you sure we can't Nova Scotia to join?

"I've been toiling for months to write the great American tweet."

Edward Fitzgerald.

"My ears are burning - Somebody must be blogging about me."

'It's for you.'