Translation Humor Enthusiast Prints

'On the paupiettes de boeuf a la hongroise, which part is the hongroise?'

"Monsieur, si vous plaît. I'm sure I ordered the fusilli and not the Fusilier."

A Copy Editor and His Dog

"Hang on. Mommy's just checking to see if she's still relevant to the outside world."

"I’ve heard of them barking at the moon, but never scatting at the sun."

'When we all get together, we sure are vulgar.'

"I'm glad you think it's funny."

Vegan Restaurant: ''amburgers! Sausages! RISSOLES!'

"Monsieur has just ordered a vasectomy..."

"It's your husband, Mrs. Thompson. He's come unraveled again."

"We don't have knock-knock jokes on Christmas."

Internet Shoplifting

"What?"

Spam.

"Pansexual"

How to create a brilliant cartoon

Amateur Spam.

'Say '1' to hear the ocean in English. Decir '2' a oir el ocean en Espanol.'

Les Bons Bourgeois - Returning home between 11 o'clock and midnight

'I could murder a pint!'

'Well you know the old saying... if you can't beat 'em you can always google someone who can.'

Focus group

"I've been toiling for months to write the great American tweet."

"Everything I see looks like a website captcha. I'm either having vision problems, or I'm spending too much time online."

Edward Fitzgerald.

"My ears are burning - Somebody must be blogging about me."

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'Hmm, you assistant is over here.'

'I speak three languages, if you include text-ese and my fake British accent.'